Um.

[trista]

So I was looking around Netflix for guided relaxation-type stuff, and checking out their "If you like that, you may also like this" feature.

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[trista]

*snerk*

My favorite part is the cannon.

[katiebea]

Nothing more relaxing than the inaugural neck nibble in black and white.

[trista]

Can't you see the ads?

Meditation.
Relaxation.
Exsanguination.

Join us, won't you?

I bet there's patchouli involved.

[katiebea]

bloodletting does give you the nice floaty feeling you've come to expect from guided meditation. why is it not more popular?

[trista]

It's a special occasion thing. A once in a lifetime experience, really.

[rebecoming]

Haha!

[buscemi]

Because modern vampires like going to the beach? (Provided they have 300 spf sunblock, that is.) I'm guessing the Netflix computers were thinking of Joss Whedon's Serenity.