Oh, Dear God.

[trista]

They have fugged Simon Le Bon. I need a dark, quiet room to lie down in for a while.

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[cat_whisperer]

Those shoes. Yikes.

[trista]

I know. Oh, Simon. Why?

You know, it's only just over the line. With a pair of black shoes, it could have worked, maybe. Maybe? But those shoes. *sob*

[cat_whisperer]

That's what I was thinking- why that shade for the shoes? With a different color pair of shoes, it would have almost been a neutral outfit but the shoes. Oh, the shoes...

And thank you for the icon love. :-)

[trista]

I just don't know what to think. Simon always looks fantabulous. Maybe it was for a video? Someone played a trick on him? There must be a good explanation, but the white shoe-induced migraine is keeping me from figuring it out.

[zitronenhai]

His outfit is bad, really bad, but I think it was a slow day for fuggables. The other one was a bit of a reach, too. I mean, how could they top the hideous dresses of Jessica and Famke? Good god.

I am really sickened by the resurgence of jazz shoes. Someone needs to put a stop to that, stat.

[trista]

Oh dear god. I had a difficult deciding who was worse of the two of them. Famke I think, because you sort of expect it of Jessica. Still. Both were horrific.

I'm undecided on the jazz shoe thing. I haven't seen a lot of them, so I think I'm mostly okay with it. For now.

[dolphingirl]

This was the second post in a row on my friends list about this :P

I think rock stars should be exempt from fugging for life.

[oxlahun]

I disagree. If they deserve it, give it to 'em. It's easy to forget, but that's how Britney was inflicted upon us in the first place.

Simon should know better. Since he clearly forgot, he gets a reminder. One's first fugging is not a death sentence, it's just a warning: we are watching, Simon, and we will not tolerate people who we admire setting a bad example for folks who have less sense.

Ooh. Now I've just had the most delicious idea. What if the celebrities are doing it intentionally, to see if they can get a rise out of the press, or even better, start a deliberately ridiculous trend among the masses?

[trista]

What if the celebrities are doing it intentionally, to see if they can get a rise out of the press, or even better, start a deliberately ridiculous trend among the masses?

I am convinced that that is exactly what Chloe Sevigny is doing. Because that simply cannot be unintentional. *shudder*

Also, good point about the warning. Simon is always dressed spiffily, and this is clearly just a slip. He can turn this around. Much good can come of this.

Ooh. Maybe he'll just stop wearing clothes altogether. And naturally the rest of Duran Duran will follow his example. Yay!

[trista]

It depends on the rock star. There are some of them who clearly need a good public shaming. Gwen Stefani and Britney Spears come to mind.

[ex_glittert]

Are those his white Candies jazz shoes gone yellow with age? A hairbrush wouldn't have gone amiss either.

*sigh*

OH Simon....you're looking 50 in the face and its showing :(

[trista]

I know. It hurts, doesn't it?

[ex_glittert]

NO NO NO

My idols never age.

NO NO NO

/denial

[trista]

I'm right there with you. Actually, I don't think that he's aging. I think that the shoes just make him look tired. That's it!

Sad is the world....

[lastwordy_mcgee]

I knew I just should have stayed in bed today.

Simon -- bubbie -- while your career happily and marvelously survived the 80s, it seems your shoe collection did not. Please put DOWN the capezios. Down the incinerator, preferably. Kisses, love you.

Re: Sad is the world....

[trista]

Right? I feel like I don't know him anymore. *sob*