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[trista]

I just looked at the clock on my computer and saw that it was 404. That seems appropriate. I've been looking for something for ages now and not been able to find it. Of course, the thing I've been looking for is my ACE bandage. I'm wearing it.

This ankle? I'm totally amputating it. I cannot stop bitching, can I? Argh.

Someone entertain me?

Comments

[butisitiambic]

you amputate the ankle and you'll double your shoe budget!!

Unless of course they won't sell you just one...

[trista]

That's the thing. I don't think there are many stores that will sell me just rights. I think I have to buy the lefts, too. And that sucks.

[butisitiambic]

You need to find someone with similar (if not quite as stellar) taste in footwear, who happens to be missing her right foot - you can buddy-up on the shoe buying and split the costs.

Of course you two would also need to be the same size...

Maybe you should keep the ankle.

[trista]

*sigh*

It is difficult to be me.

[ladyfiona]

I'm with you on the foot thing today, somehow I managed to bruise my foot so it hurts to walk, which I discovered yesterday (I must have dropped something on it, but for the life of me I can't think of what I did), and then last night I ran my little toe into the door jam of the bedroom closet so hard I was convinced I'd broken it. It brought me to tears it hurt so much. But I can move the toe with no problem and there is no swelling or discoloration.

Can this week end now??

[trista]

Can this week end now??

Christ. It cannot end soon enough to suit me.

[ladyfiona]

No kidding. The rate I'm going, I'll be lucky to make it with all my limbs still attached.

[trista]

At this point I'd be happy to lose the ankle.