Sweet Bearded Jesus!

[tripodaaron]

Hey LiveJournalites! What a glorious day to update my journal. I actually have nothing to say, but I found the sweetest website ever:

http://bennyagra.in/

This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Be sure to watch the commercial. I can't wait until my chimpanzees get here! They're gonna taste so good.

I talked to Scooter last

Comments

[queenieldb]

Is that site for real?

[bmorejason]

That site is the greatest. I have already ordered the 3 chimp special and printed out the directions for killing my monkey. 1 monkey does not yield near enough brains. I had to buy all 3. They'll be here next week. Can I brink them to the dinner at Chris Pick's house on Monday?? I already have my monkey killing table.

GRRRRR

[tripodaaron]

That's AARON'S HOUSE!!! and yes you can bring the monkeys! They go good with sesame oil and brown sugar. Mmmmm. I can't afford the buy 2 chimps get 1 free deal, so I had to settle for the bucket of babboon asses. Sweet!!