Private to Nick Naylor-- and if you refuse, he's gonna try to steal some from the infirmary :P

[triplekill]

I-I was wondering if, maybe, I could have a bottle of aspirin. I ran out and I don't want to bother the people at the infirmary...

Just a bottle of aspirin. That's ok, right?

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Private

[thnxforsmoking]

Giving an asprin to a druggie...yeah, no.

Private - He knows when you're lying. =D

[thnxforsmoking]

I'm not gonna give a drug addict the whole bottle of aspirin. Just one or two.

Private- Again with the lies

[triplekill]

I'm not a drug addict...

Private- Learn to lie. :P

[thnxforsmoking]

Oh that is the biggest pile of bullshit that I've ever seen.

Private- Worst. Liar. Ever.

[triplekill]

That's different than aspirin. I should be allowed to have aspirin.

Private

[thnxforsmoking]

Here's a plan. If you come up with five convincing reasons why you need the aspirin then I'll give it to you, okay?

Private

[triplekill]

Five? But I can buy aspirin without having to give any reasons.

Private

[thnxforsmoking]

You do that then. Oh wait, we're on a prison barge floating through space with no convienance store in sight. And you're an inmate. Looks like you'll have to do it my way if you want the aspirin.

Private-- Know who hasn't seen enough Nick? Charles. :P

[triplekill]

But your way isn't fair!

Private-- Oh dearie.

[thnxforsmoking]

Tough luck.

Private

[triplekill]

Please,... please, can't I just have a bottle of aspirin?

Private

[thnxforsmoking]

Five good reasons.

Private- 1/2

[triplekill]

Private- 2/2

[triplekill]

Don't hold your breath. My idiot son won't be able to come up with the reasons.

Private

[thnxforsmoking]

You know, it's weird as hell when you talk about yourself like this Tobias.

Private

[triplekill]

My name isn't Tobias. Tobias is my son.