Nathan's Voicemail

[tripledmyself]

"Yeah, it's Nathan. I'm not here obviously but if you leave a message, I'm sure my secretary will deliver the message to me."

Pause.

"After she's done blowing me."

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Phone Day Whack!

[sweet_balls]

[From here!]

"And I do like the way he makes me feel! And, to be totally honest, I would ride that for hours."