Strike a Poe's: The Pits and the Pudendum

[triple_entendre]

I dunno, this was well received the last time, so here I am again.

Comments

[denshi]

What you need now is fins.

[triple_entendre]

I want wings first. Then chlorophyll, so I can feed off sunlight.

[thedward]

Read the Green Leopard Plague by Walter Jon Williams.

that bathroom has never been so well documented

[humanitics]

plants can feel what you are thinking. i wonder what role chlorophyll plays in that.

also, linda goodman outlines a five step path to an enlightened diet the last phase of which is breathetarianism which, it seems, would allow for the same ability.

but what i really meant to say was

*yow*

[jenarael]

This was actually pretty fun to rea-- er, look through -- if somewhat tainted by the fact that your entry came right after one myrch just wrote about the history of shaving, in my friends-entry page.

Irony, sweet sweet irony, like the soapy suds you covered yourself with.

Miller time.

[triple_entendre]

I have not exposed any taint! One must draw the line somewhere.

Co-ordinated Universal Miller Time a.k.a. Greenwich Mean Miller Time

[triple_entendre]

Actually, I'd say that shaving post you mention is a brilliant bit of writing and I'm happy to have my shaven ape-ness next to it. It's the equally compelling post about comment whoring that hits a little close for comfort in this context. ;-)

Ciao bella, siete facili sugli occhi, come diciamo nel Texas.1

-Trip

1. non parlo italiano realmente, ma il Internet. Dovrete dirmi che cosa un'assurdità io ha parlato appena.

[fulguritus]

cutie monkey~

You too, monkey

[triple_entendre]

rawr.

[troyworks]

for a moment I thought I was looking at my body, it's a similar build except different hair pattern and I don't shave, no need to in LA

[triple_entendre]

Ah! Check your serial number, there's been a recall.

[mrfang]

How do you explain the existence of a band called "To Live and Shave in LA" ?

bad music taste probably :)

[troyworks]

well if i were gay andor bodybuilding and or in hollywood, definately.

as it is I'm near the beach and not gay and I don't bodybuild enough to care. I did when I swam and have officially achieve my ingrown hair count.

hmm no song "to live and shave in the bay" is there?

[prema]

This is like elf erotica. You have this Orlando Bloom resemblance going on.. ;)

Essence of gelfling

[triple_entendre]

You flatter me. Check out the filename of that last picture. ;-) Mr. Bloom has a better nose, but I've got the dimpled chin. Give me pointy ears and I could take him on.

Re: Essence of gelfling

[triple_entendre]

We must all go read this thread immediately.

(found via this post on metaquotes)