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[trinityofone]

John and Rodney keep having sex in my brain to 'Reptile' by The Church. It's weird.

Who's having sex in your brain? What are they getting down 'n' dirty to?

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[stellahobbit]

John keeps bumping into things because he's hypnotised by Rodney's belly.

"Whoops! Sorry, Elizabeth - didn't mean to knock you down. What do you mean, am I alright? Of course I'm alright."

John has to keep his sunglasses on when they go to the beach because he can't stop staring at Rodney's naked belly.

"Colonel, we're back in the puddlejumper. Is there any reason you've still wearing your sunglasses? Are you having an unfortunate Top Gun flashback?"

John gets furious at a tribe of hippie woman on planet Giggly who strip Rodney of his shirt and paint his belly.

"Yeah, I know it's softer than it looks and yeah, it'd probably be very comfortable to rest your head on, but dammit, stop tickling him!"

John scowls at Carson while he's checking Rodney over after a mission.

"What do you mean he has to take his shirt off? Don't you have, oh, I don't know, instruments that work without getting people naked?"

And so on, and so forth.

[trinityofone]

OMG YAY.

I totally love you. Planet Giggly! We should hear more from them. And heh, I love the first one: like, Rodney's belly causes John to have some horrible flashback/regression to adolescence when he was really, really clumsy and couldn't stop running into stuff. THEIR LOVE IS SO AWKWARD.

I'm so happy now that I think I'll go make a sandwich.

[trinityofone]

Ahh! Look what you did!

[stellahobbit]

That was the most productive night's sleep I've ever had.

*pumps fist in the air*

GO ME!