For 2 nights in a row now, it's been "Why the f- am I awake at 4 am?". Oh, and I've decided my ovaries are male. I call them nasty things like bastards and sons of bitches and the like. Also, they hurt me on a regular basis, yet I stick around. Obviousy, they're male. Makes sense to me. Oh, and I just quick someone if I need it.
Word! It is hard to find many ladies that have such antagonistic relations with thier ovaries. On a high note, at least I always know when day 15 is in my cycle or whatever we want to call that midpoint. One would think this would be a helpful thing to know.
Then again, the conversation is rather odd. "Fuck, I'm ovulating." "What? How on earth do you know that?" "Well, it would seem my ovaries can only accomplish this by turning themselves inside out. Heck they do that once a week anyway." "Oh."
YESSSSSSSSSSSS (like napoleon with a clenched fist) u finally got outta the hell hole of a work place. tell aaron to go find someone else to be his credit card bitch!!! lol
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"Why the f- am I awake at 4 am?"
"Why oh why was I born a woman??"
Thought number 3 was, "I wish I had something to kick right about now."
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Then again, the conversation is rather odd. "Fuck, I'm ovulating." "What? How on earth do you know that?" "Well, it would seem my ovaries can only accomplish this by turning themselves inside out. Heck they do that once a week anyway." "Oh."
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Hope you trick them into letting you sleep soon!
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Yes, I will be out EVERY night until Sunday. Sunday is the night of the performance. After that, it's based on the projects I'm working on.
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