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[tricknology]

already today i've made on old woman cry with happiness, sent a late birthday card to barry which i think he'll quite enjoy, and sent an early birthday card and a small gift to jenny, who i hope will enjoy it as much as i took a small pleasure in obtaining for her, eaten two bowls of sultana bran while i read the paper, sports pages first of course

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[tricknology]

as your lawyer, i advise you no such thing. best the police have no leads, eh?

[tricknology]

you harlot! rehire me immediately or face imminent doom!

and i emailed it :)

[tricknology]

sorry, you missed me. how are you this arvo?

[jacesan]

*thinks you should put off reading the rest of the paper until the bran decides to make it's exit*

[tricknology]

no hasty bran exit for me, no sir!