Punch!
Kick!
Fuck you!

( Fall Out Boy make me cream my manpanties )

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Being sick sucks ass. I was coughing alot when I went to bed and couldnt sleep. Infact, I didnt get to sleep until around 11 this morning when I started to cough even more, got light headed, and passed out ( Read more... )

hah, pot is wicked.

"Christ Jamie, the starving kid that made your shoes made them alot fucking faster than you're tying them."

So this one time during the summer, BNuh, Tony, and myself were driving around Mt. Pearl looking for stuff to egg, and we came across a lone kid on a cell phone on the side of the road, so Tony throws and egg at the kid and it hits him square in the nuts ( Read more... )

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It just dawned on me how many people won't ask me to hang out with them anymore because I dont like driving people around.
Some people are fucking useless.

But some are fucking awesome!

Shit.