hey guys is there room for some genderbending what

[aviophobic]

*She comes storming in out of god only knows where, apparently mid-rant.*

Damn it, Jane, I'm a doctor, not a

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HAHA REMEBER YOU FROM DEAR-MUN

[in_three]

[kirk recognizes that tone. he glances around, and is confused to see someone who is not mccoy]

I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON BUT NOW I HAVE TO CHECK

[aviophobic]

*Whatchoo talkin bout jimboy it's totally McCoy, not that she recognizes you at all. But oh boy, she's spotted you, so looks like you'll get the brunt of her irritability.*

Well don't just stare, man, speak up.

YOU KNOW, I MIGHT, BUT ITS STILL LOLZ

[in_three]

[he's squinting. man, its uncanny the resemblence. though he doesn't know who she resembles]

What's your name and rank?

I kept laughing at the fact that SHE SERIOUSLY WAS THE BEST FIT I COULD FIND

[aviophobic]

How's that any of your damn business?

Need to run to work but couldn't resist...

[hesdead_jim]

*Eyebrow cocks up at her*

Every Kirk around should RUN IN TERROR about now

[aviophobic]

*mirrorbrow*

Whilst screaming!

[hesdead_jim]

*Stares*

Who are you?

And tumbling down an icy cliff!

[aviophobic]

I got one better: who are you?

[gitdownfromthar]

[aaaand have a Scotty, rounding the corner with a towel (he really loves those things now)]

Someone call fer me?

Oh, hello there, lassie. What c'n I do fer ye?

[aviophobic]

Certainly wasn't me. *pfft like there'd be a male Scotty...* But what you can do is tell me what the hell's going on around here, maybe. Might be of some use.

[gitdownfromthar]

Certainly. I'm still lookin' fer answers meself. Name's Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott, chief engineer 'board th' USS Enterprise.

An' what's yer name, then?

[aviophobic]

...Montgomery Scott? On the Enterprise. *glances around warily* This isn't some kinda prank, is it? Because it's not funny.

McCoy. Lenore.

[wictorwictoria]

Dokter Lenora! Dank god you are here too. Dis whole place is so wexing!

[aviophobic]

Pascha--thank god, a face I actually recognize. This place is just getting stranger by the moment; a touch of normality's nice to have.

[wictorwictoria]

Da. Da... all these men. It makes me nerwous.

[aviophobic]

Honestly. What, is Uhura going to be a woman here? Gives me the creeps just thinkin' about it.

[beverlyccrusher]

[well, isn't this a turn-up for the ages? Beverly could get to like you better than the male McCoy -- which is saying something, considering that she admires him rather a lot.]

I may not be the first to say so, but welcome to Starbase Infinity, Doctor.

[then she has a little chuckle. excuse her.]

[aviophobic]

Well, at least this place has a name. And someone willing to tell me something. I don't suppose this is some big cosmic joke, is it? I mean, Monty Scott is not supposed to be a guy.

[beverlyccrusher]

At this point, I wouldn't bat an eyelid if a Captain Kirk made entirely out of shrimp were to turn up.

If it is a joke, I think it might have worn thin on some of the participants a while ago.

[in spite of the fact that she's only just stopped chuckling herself. it's disappointing, realizing she doesn't have much else in the way of useful information to offer.]

I can tell you that Montgomery Scott was and is most definitely male, in my reality.

[aviophobic]

*she shakes her head, a little stumped* So, what, are we saying more alternate realities of some sort? Different versions of ourselves?