Tell Me We'll Never Get Used to It
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: G
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Spoilers: post-2x03
Summary: Sherlock and John readjust to life together after Sherlock's return.
A/N: A slice of ridiculous fluff written for this photoset on tumblr. Title from Richard Siken's Scheherazade.

( All the way back from the literally and figuratively explosive arson case - both of them now sooty and slightly singed - Sherlock is quiet. John can’t call it quieter than normal, because that would imply there was any normalcy to begin with. )

Could Be Harmless
Fandom: Sherlock/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Rating: G
Summary: Planet Earth is destroyed, they've stolen a sulky spaceship and Sherlock isn't descended from apes.

( It’s not that I don’t appreciate you taking the effort to rescue me out of all humankind, but in future, I’d really like a little more warning. )