OH HELL

[treehouse_luci]

MY HEAD.

MY STOMACH.

MY FACE WTF WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE MY FACE IS BEING RIPPED OFF?

AND WHY IS IT SO COLD?

LILITH? GABEY?

....

I THINK I'M SICK.

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[treehouse_luci]

/IS NOW HIGH THANKS TO MAGGIE/

YOU'RE PRETTY, FAIRY.

CAN I PET YOU?

DO YOU HAVE GLITTER THAT COMES OUT YOUR ASS?

(ooc:omg I apologize, but you get 20 million points if you get the reference)

[treehouse_ed]

*FACEPALM* MY SISTER GOT YOU HIGH IN YOUR CONDITION? FIGURES.

WELL, ER. THANKS, LUCI. YOU'RE PRETTY TOO.

W-WHAT? WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, IF I LET YOU PET ME?

AND NO. GLITTER DOESN'T COME OUT OF MY ASS.

(OOC: LOL, don't apologize! I laughed hard. Even though I don't get the reference. *sadface*)

[treehouse_luci]

I WAS GONNA DANCE BUT IT'S COLD AND I'M SHAKY AND SHIVERY AND STUFF.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANNA TRY.

OH. THAT'S TOO BAD.

SOMEONE SHOULD FIX THAT FOR YOU.

(OOC: IT'S FROM THE MOVIE "GET OVER IT")

[treehouse_ed]

NO, IT'S PROBABLY BEST YOU DON'T DANCE RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY. YOU CLEARLY NEED YOUR REST.

OKAY. *GOES OVER AND SITS BY HIM*

I THINK I CAN LIVE WITHOUT GLITTER COMING OUT OF MY ASS.

(OOC: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S WORTH SEEING THOUGH.)

[treehouse_luci]

OH.

/IS DISAPPOINTED, BUT PETS HIM, SMILING A BIT AS HE DOES SO/

[treehouse_ed]

*NOTICES HIS DISAPPOINTMENT AND SIGHS*

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, YOU CAN MAKE GLITTER COME OUT OF MY ASS. *CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW*

DOES THE PETTING HELP, AT LEAST?

[treehouse_luci]

/EYES WIDEN/

OH BOOY!

/SNAPS HIS FINGERS/

/PETS HIM MORE/

I LIKE YOUR HAIR.

(ooc: it's up to you whether it worked or not lololol)

[treehouse_ed]

*EYES WIDEN BECAUSE THAT IS AN UNCOMFORTABLE SENSATION RIGHT THERE*

*LOOKS BEHIND HIM*

HOLY SHIT, I HAVE GLITTER COMING OUT OF MY ASS!

THANK YOU. *SMILES IN SPITE OF HIMSELF*

(OOC: This is Treehouse; of course it worked. Because, LOL. Hilarious. Should I make a post about this?)

[treehouse_luci]

/CLAPS AND LAUGHS/

YAY!

(OOC: OMG I'M DYING. SERIOUSLY DOOO IIIIIIT)