Busybusybusy. Don;t know what's worse-sitting around all weekend by yourself or being constantly on the go. [they both have their pluses and minuses ( Read more... )

What sound does a 66-oz. plastic full bottle of catsup make when accidentally dropped from a height of four feet?

splorttt.

American Cities That Best Fit You:

60% Denver

55% Las Vegas

50% Austin
50% New York City

50% San Diego

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

I am so SICK of some of the pieces of sh*t in this world that pass themselves off as 'parents' nowadays.......I hope they put these ( Read more... )

I heard from the ex on Sunday. She called under the guise of looking for a part to her pressure cooker [which I took to her eight months ago. She 'found' it during the conversation, of course.] It was a pleasant, if utterly meaningless, conversation.

Conversations are so interesting when both parties know that one party fucked up things, badly, to ( Read more... )

JIMMY

J

is for

Juicy

I

is for

Intense

M

is for

Musical

M

is for

Mellow

Y

is for

Yummy


What Does Your Name Mean?

Martha is FREE, dammit!!!!!!

Dance in the streets!
Let the hogs loose!
Kiss a bug!

Thank you, God, that this year is finally over with.

Not trying to be a downer on anyone else's parade...but I am so ready for this holiday season to be over.

As my parents used to say, in the colorful NorthEast texas vernacular, I'm "bound up."
Which explains why I've felt so sluggish this week.

A glass of hot water with two tablespoons of Epsom Salts dissolved in it is the order of the day.

[For those of you unfamiliar with this-----another colorful expression here----it "cleans you out".]