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tread_the_earth

Oct 30, 2007 05:12

Hm.

I bought a turkey.

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cryopathic October 30 2007, 23:57:44 UTC

Living, or dead?

cryopathic October 31 2007, 10:24:54 UTC

...I still think you should name it something appropriate, at least. You can't keep calling it 'hey, you'.

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 10:28:30 UTC

Hn. I don't think I could stand saying "Come here, Tasty" or "Don't eat that, Delicious."

cryopathic October 31 2007, 10:32:27 UTC

How about "Here, Dinner"?

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 10:39:41 UTC

A turkey named Dinner as a turkey dinner. I'm sure the entire mansion would appreciate the humor.

cryopathic October 31 2007, 10:44:04 UTC

I suppose it would get you some odd looks.

Are you planning to dine alone, then?

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 10:48:39 UTC

Mm.

No; I imagine that much turkey in one sitting may just kill me. Which would be the turkey's sweetest revenge, I'm sure.

cryopathic October 31 2007, 10:52:41 UTC

Unlike the turkey, however, you wouldn't be considered palatable.

...For most people.

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 10:55:54 UTC

It's unlikely someone will appear that can eat me, either way.

cryopathic October 31 2007, 10:57:22 UTC

Ah, but the mansion does have lions.

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 11:00:52 UTC

That is true.

But lions don't have tomahawks.

cryopathic October 31 2007, 11:02:00 UTC

That is an excellent point.

And I don't think they'd think much of stuffed Lexaeus with cranberry sauce, after all.

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 11:09:06 UTC

... Yes. They would likely prefer a freshly-killed pig or warthog.

I think I will name the turkey Ienzo.

cryopathic October 31 2007, 11:11:58 UTC

He does have his stature, doesn't he.

tread_the_earth October 31 2007, 11:13:48 UTC

Except for the big feet, yes.

cryopathic October 31 2007, 11:16:35 UTC

And the wattle, I should hope.

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