Lines I never thought I'd hear myself say No. 173

[travelingcarrot]

The desks in my classroom are covered with little smears of water-based lube.

I think this is possibly a first.

Sometimes this job is just so much fun.

Comments

[waennovien]

I'm almost scared to ask what you were doing that caused the desks to be convered in lube...

[travelingcarrot]

So you should be.

But if you want to know, my peer supporters group were being trained as free condom issuers, and the sexual health workers made sure no-one had any inhibitions about them by passing them round and getting us all to think of silly uses for them and examine the different types. Trouble was the lubricant rubbed off everywhere.