[ Merton/Tommy | M | 785w | 2007-07-13 | Mirror ] April 8, 1998 was a very momentous day in Dingle history. (Written for the porn battle (fourth), prompt: lockers.)
“Well,” Merton’s head shimmied around a bit, “in lieu of a proper kid to sacrifice to the gods of the dark carnal arts, I put feta cheese on our salad for dinner.”
“Is that why my breath still smells funny?” Okay, that is Merton and Tommy spot on. I friggin love this ^^
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“Well,” Merton’s head shimmied around a bit, “in lieu of a proper kid to sacrifice to the gods of the dark carnal arts, I put feta cheese on our salad for dinner.”
“Is that why my breath still smells funny?” Okay, that is Merton and Tommy spot on. I friggin love this ^^
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