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The OC: 5 Times Seth Had to Think... trascendenza May 4 2007, 08:40:37 UTC
...Really Hard About His Parents Doing It, Baseball, Times Tables and Dead Rotting Things

.Five

“And that, children,” Ms. Patterson said, beaming with what Seth would, in later re-hashings of the traumas of his youth would, term her absolute proof that Satan walks the Earth smile, “is the miracle of life.”

.Four

“And why do I need to learn this?” Seth said, full of a cockiness that kids usually outgrow after kindergarten (but he never did). He held up his hands, wiggling his fingers. “That’s what these are for, duh.”

His teacher just barely resisted the overpowering urge to smack the irritating smirk off his face with the multiplication table she was holding in her hand.

.Three

“What? We were young, Seth! Honestly, son. You should try it sometime. There’s nothing like the smell of fresh Astroturf in the morning and the danger of getting caught to wake you up ( ... )

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Re: The OC: 5 Times Seth Had to Think... theswearingkind May 6 2007, 04:47:34 UTC
hmm. i liked these very much. but how do they relate to the prompt, exactly?

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Re: The OC: 5 Times Seth Had to Think... trascendenza May 6 2007, 05:33:29 UTC
Oh, you know, I have no idea. I don't really think I understood the prompt so I wandered off into my own world there. *g*

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Re: The OC: 5 Times Seth Had to Think... theswearingkind May 6 2007, 05:38:01 UTC
those are things guys think of when they have erections and want them to go away. or when they're having sex and are trying to keep from coming too soon. :-P

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Re: The OC: 5 Times Seth Had to Think... trascendenza May 6 2007, 05:40:39 UTC
Oh, I know... yet... that seemed too easy to write about. *g*

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Re: The OC: 5 Times Seth Had to Think... theswearingkind May 6 2007, 05:42:17 UTC
fair enough.

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