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The Chronicle: 5 Stories That Never Made the Paper trascendenza May 3 2007, 20:11:27 UTC
(2 is a Brimstone crossover; I’m just kind of assuming you’ve seen it. :)

5. It Came From Under The Sink
The Amazing True Tale of How Two Star-Crossed Lovers Met Through Inter-Dimensional Portal and The Plumber That Married Them. (Donald had a very strict policy of keeping his private and personal life separate.)

4. Poltergeists: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Interior Decorating Tips: How to Attract These Telekinetic Ghouls into Your Home and How to Keep Them There. (Grace tested out the article and found that it worked too well; her mother ended up buying the whole apartment building that she used to live in because it became Grand Central station for poltergeists.)

3. Everyday Ectoplasm: What to Do With Those Leftovers?
Arts & Crafts, Recipes, and Other Ways to Recycle that Supernatural Gunk That Just Keeps Building Up. (The crème of ectoplasm recipe, while nutritious, wasn’t up to Donald’s exacting standards.)

2. Satan: Is He Really So Bad?
One Ex-Hellion Detective Comes Forward With His Story. (The printers ( ... )

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Re: The Chronicle: 5 Stories That Never Made the Paper chicafrom3 May 9 2007, 00:39:57 UTC
1. Clone Babies: Who’s Your Daddy?
How An Alien Abductee, A Neurotic Reporter and Their Trusty Photographer Went into a DNA Scrambler and Came Out Parents.

*dies*

*needs to see* *like, for real*

*applauds you*

(Also, I think I'm going to friend you. Because I need Chronicle fans on my flist. Suits?)

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Re: The Chronicle: 5 Stories That Never Made the Paper trascendenza May 9 2007, 01:48:39 UTC
Heeeee! Wouldn't they just make the awesomest group of parents EVER? I OT3 them so hard it isn't even funny.

Wow. I think my brain broke a little trying to imagine what kind of child of AMAZING those three would produce. o_O

YAY a Chronicle friend! Is it pathetic how excited I am to have found another fan of this show y/n?

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Re: The Chronicle: 5 Stories That Never Made the Paper chicafrom3 May 9 2007, 01:54:23 UTC
They really, really would. xD The kid would need endless therapy, but still!!

Is it pathetic how excited I am to have found another fan of this show y/n?

N, only because I don't want to admit how pathetic I am for being this excited. *cough*

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Re: The Chronicle: 5 Stories That Never Made the Paper trascendenza May 9 2007, 02:00:04 UTC
Their little bundle of clone joy could go to group therapy with all the poor clone babies from DC, Marvel, and Star Trek, 'cause lord knows they got lots of 'em, too, like Kon-El the cutie pie. XD Little boy/girl Freehallburns would be in good company!

Hehehehe. That's what I love about so-small-you-almost-can't-see-them-fandoms. You learn to appreciate you fellow fans much, much more. XD

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Re: The Chronicle: 5 Stories That Never Made the Paper longlongwaytogo May 9 2007, 08:25:45 UTC
I'm going to friend you too if that's alright!

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