[Jill] FREAK YEAAAAAAAAAH

[zerosuitjill]

[Pertaining to this lovely, lovely announcement.

And this. 83]

...

[...Why... is she P-30'd. B|

Having to deal with the prospect of being Wesker's partner again was bad enough. But wryyyyyy this.

An inaudible sigh as she speaks to herself.] Can't say I didn't see this coming.

[SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT LAURA 8'C]

Comments

[albert__wesker]

We were unstoppable. Why wouldn't Capcom bring us back together?

[zerosuitjill]

[DON'T EVER SAY WE. And whatever mockery you'd already made of the term "partnership" was scrapped entirely when you abandoned me to face Chris and Sheva alone. >| Bastard.]

Because once was enough.

[albert__wesker]

[Were you scared she was more of a woman than you?]

Dearheart. We are just getting started.

[zerosuitjill]

[Screw you.]

[Dismissive--trying to be, anyway, but there's a bit too much anger-irritation in her face and voice and posture and everything else--she turns partly away from him; the closest she'll get to turning her back on him.] Like hell we are.

[weapon_xx]

...

[zerosuitjill]

[Sasuke couldn't have said that better himself.]

...

Laura.

[It's 100% neutral, more towards Positive Acknowledgement than anything. Crack threads are just crack threads and Wesker is a bastard, so.]

My Dream Team is SO gonna be 'Pool/X/Ammy~ <33333333

[weapon_xx]

[lmao dang straight he couldn't X'D]

If you do not wish to fight me, do not allow your player to select you.

[Flat and straightforward, no real emotion either way.]

THERE ARE SO MANY POTENTIAL DREAM TEAMS I CANNOT PICK JUST ONE *o*

[zerosuitjill]

[That gets a half-hearted smile and a partial-shrug.] If it were that easy.

At any rate, they're not... serious fights, at least. [FIGHTING GAMES: defying the law of everything, after all, in which even shooting someone with her twin VZ61s will be equivalent to a punch in the gut. It'll hurt, but you'll be fiiiiine. |D]

[magnet_master]

[Condescending snort.]

A device like that would be child's play to remove.

[Cue an electro-magnetic field sparking to life around his hand.]

[zerosuitjill]

[Slightly wary look up in hur; but she's heard a little about him and really, anything's better than being subjected to the virus again.] ...If you can get it off me in-game, I'll owe you one.

...Or even if you just broke it.

[magnet_master]

Oh, I can...

[...demonstrated by the device dismantling itself, screws unscrewing, bolts unbolting, etc.]

...but my desire to is a matter for debate.

[...And he puts it back together again.]

[zerosuitjill]

[sl;kdjfklsfds WAIT TAKE IT OFF DDD:

She's startled by that, but then fixes him a look that goes quickly from surprised to curious to realization and then to something neutral.]

...I'm guessing you're not the kind to hand out favors, then.