[Free For All] Cookin' Up A Double-Batch Of Trouble XD

[alory_shannon]

[This, here, is an innocent, unassuming kitchen. It could be found pretty much anywhere-an inn somewhere on Terca Lumireis, a particularly nice house in Konoha, an abandoned restaurant on modern-day Earth, the school kitchen at a certain magical (or cursed~?) boarding school…anywhere

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...Bawwww my Anise account = no longer Paid, so almost all my icons are inactive :<

[for_money_honey]

[And heeeeeere's cute little Anise, happily puttering around the kitchen! And it smells good in there--she's making a nice cream stew, and baking some bread, and she also has some milk warming on the stove in preparation for making hot cocoa.]

[Oh, won't she make a great housewife some day? Won't whoever marries her be so lucky?? Won't she have her pick of rich, handsome lords when she gets just a little older??? ...And if you didn't answer 'yes' to all those questions, NO SOUP FOR YOU. v.v]

[for_money_honey]

Well~ sort of! But really, it's mostly just common sense and plenty of practise!

[tactical_leader]

[...Why does that not work for him. ;; And DON'T say he lacks the 'common sense' part, Jade

A~dding the next bit of milk] Did you just teach yourself to cook like this?

[for_money_honey]

[lol Jade'd be like, "In that case, Anise or Tear is welcome to say it in my stead."]

Of course! Like they say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! [And the way to a man's wallet is through his heart...sometimes. And CRAP that was a little too honest--quick, +30 cutesy-ness!] And anyway, not everyone has a kitchen full of people whose only job is to cook for them, you know~ ♪

[tactical_leader]

[Ffffff he would XD

TOO LATE, Luke has spotted ur honesty] Men, huh? Should've figured. [And as he watches her, he doesn't realize that his concoction's started to boil oops]

[for_money_honey]

[...PUNISHMENT.]

I don't really see why the reasons behind it matter... But~ [& she is in ur personal space, cuddlin ur abs |3] I'll definitely make a good wife, won't I, Luke~? ♥

[tactical_leader]

[slkdjfsd Steppin' back up in here] What--yeah, yeah, just let go!

[for_money_honey]

[...JUST BECAUSE YOU ESCAPED THE PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT DOES NOT MEAN THIS IS OVER. B]

Hmm...come to think of it, why are you so interested in learning how to cook, Luke? You've already got Guy to do that for you, and he's the ultimate house-husband! ♥ And I don't think you'll ever win Tear's heart with your cooking...

[tactical_leader]

[lskjdfs he blushes slightly at that last part] That has nothing to do with it! It's just... I don't know, doesn't hurt to get better. [Mumbled slightly, because he's being kinda humble here in acknowledging that his Cookin Skillz are indeed fail.] And it doesn't always feel like work, y'know?

[for_money_honey]

[..That humbleness is good, but she's not quite done being silly and messing with you, Luke. |D]

So you're training to be a bride for fun~? ♪

[tactical_leader]

No! Who says only women have to cook, anyway? [Yeaaaah he's ttly forgotten about the mixture on the stove...]

[for_money_honey]

No one ever said that--I just said Guy was a great cook, didn't I?

[She's left it in his care...and she's a little ways down the counter, checking the bread and working on frosting the cake, so...]

1/2

[tactical_leader]

Yeah, but you didn't act like--

[tactical_leader]

[OH SH-T IT SUDDENLY... BUBBLES OR BLURPS OR SOMETHING AND AHHH WHY IS IT OVERREACTING.] Ah! Hey--!

[TAKING IT OFF STOVE NOW--luckily carefully avoiding getting splashed because that sucker's going all up the pot sides now and--

HE DIDN'T KNOW MILK COULD BURN WHAT IS THIS 8|;;;]

[1/2]

[for_money_honey]

[ICON FACE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT buuuuuuut it's not really totally unexpected so...]

[for_money_honey]

[and her tone is DANGEROUSLY light and airy through clenched teeth]

...Oh Luke~ What did I say about letting it boil again~?