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Oct 23, 2010 22:37

Good morning, afternoon, evening, etc., crew. This is Councilor Kal-El ( Read more... )

!attention: department heads, !attention: everyone, !attention: command crew

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livingontheweb October 24 2010, 04:20:17 UTC
I'm just gonna say this now. Me and other me totally gonna fail the psych eval.

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metalwebhead October 26 2010, 05:23:37 UTC
Pfft. I betcha I do better on mine than you!

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livingontheweb October 26 2010, 05:30:32 UTC
Like hell. You've been Spidey for ten times longer than I have. That can't be doing wonders for your sanity.

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i_am_the_bafo October 24 2010, 06:32:40 UTC
Minion of the Overlord, transcribing apologizing for the Overlord's tone in the following transcription:

I've said it before. I'll say it again.

I'M A BOOK! A FREAKING BOOK! What the HELL are you gonna do a physical on?! I'm a book that's the damn keystone of a Netherworld for that matter! What the hell can you even compare that to?!

Also, on a similar note, I'm the most badass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos! How the hell are you going to psychologically evaluate that?! Is there some test I don't know about?

Seriously, you guys didn't put any thought into this at all, did you. I'm going to conquer a jelly donut and declare it my new Netherworld. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THIS!

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alterniantaurus October 24 2010, 13:51:58 UTC
oKAY,

pLEASE DON'T THINK i'M TRYING TO BE, uNCOOPERATIVE, oR RUDE,

bUT THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER aLTERNIANS HERE, aND, uMMM, i KNOW FOR A FACT i'M A LOT DIFFERENT FROM MOST OF THE CREW HERE, aND NOT JUST PHYSIOLOGICALLY,

nOT THAT i'M DANGEROUS, bUT, uHHH, sOMEHOW i DON'T THINK A HUMAN EVALUATOR WILL BE, eNTIRELY IN MY FAVOR, iF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE,

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killsfengshui October 24 2010, 14:36:29 UTC
Reading your text fills me with indescribable rage, I don't even.

Type. Normal.

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alterniantaurus October 24 2010, 14:45:49 UTC
i DO TYPE NORMALLY, iN MY OPINION,

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killsfengshui October 24 2010, 14:48:39 UTC
So you go out of your way to format your text into some retarded hillbilly typing... thing?

Your text fills me with so much rage that i cannot properly come up with insults.

that is how awful you are

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themightysamson October 24 2010, 14:17:33 UTC
It appears I'll be busy.

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ghost_bait October 24 2010, 15:26:20 UTC
I wish you the very best of luck.

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governorkang October 24 2010, 18:47:30 UTC
It may help to reassure the crew about the evaluations if you explain the procedure and what will happen afterwards, Dr. Samson. There are a few people that are unaware of the concept.

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hack_rat October 24 2010, 18:16:15 UTC
Is it possible to fail these... psychological evaluations?

And again, can we have a doctor we're familiar with?

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