ATTN: Star Wars Pups

[jaded_jedi]

Just thought you all should know, that in addition to Admiral Thrawn being here...I saw Darth Vader when I left the pods. He's not much of a threat just now, seeing as he was armorless and oozing on the ground when I saw him, but we should be ever vigilant.

-- Mara Jade Skywalker

Comments

[jedimacguyver]

...Excuse my ignorance, but...Who?

[restoresbalance]

Master, this isn't going to be easy for you to hear...

Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker. My father. I know you didn't want to know much more about the future, so I'm not sure how much more you want me to tell you, but that's the important thing.

[sithhavecooties]

You should have used the "certain point of view" line.

[restoresbalance]

I am not pulling that one on the man who pulled it on me.

[favoredfire]

I don't believe he's going to be around for long, Master... Jade-Skywalker, is it?

[jaded_jedi]

I doubt Luke would approve of you wanting to get rid of your father, Princess Leia.

Yes. Jade-Skywalker. You can call me Mara though.

[favoredfire]

Mara, I'm sorry. We've obviously met at a much future date.

But if Vader's life support were to give out right this moment, I would not mind in the slightest.

[icy_alderaanian]

It would make the immediate future a whole lot simpler, that's for sure.

He's an incredible pilot and warrior, but the greatest direct impact he had - has - is the ability to motivate people through fear. I don't think that will work out particularly well.

[mercjedi]

What? You can't be serious? I can buy them saving Thrawn, but Vader?

[yubyubcommander]

Well.

We're going to have to have a meeting. And I think involving Thrawn would be wise. He seemed willing to work with us when I spoke with him and he may have an idea on how to put a leash on Vader.

[grand_admiral]

Were I to make a suggestion in the matter, it would be to encrypt your comms traffic when conspiring against someone.

[sithhavecooties]

An unencrypted party is more fun.

[sonofalderaan]

[encrypted to Ben]

I think your parents would both appreciate it if you stayed away from Imperial Grand Admirals.