♦ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ⤞ ғɪʀsᴛ

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[ A rather considered goth-lolita is staring into the screen. ]

Panty? Panty? Where the hell are you? Where the fuck am I?

I went inside the market and they told me they haven't see you. Fucking answer me! Panty? Panty...?

[ Giving up on calling out for her sister, Stocking sighed a bit. ]

Who else is here? What's going on? How come I can't

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[libertyfuckyeah]

...You need panties? Uhhhhh, I've got some boxers if you're in really desperate straits...

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[ Stocking cries a wales a bit longer then stops. ]

Oh that's right-

I'm Fucking Anarchy Stocking. Just call me Stocking okay? If you call me anything else I might kill you.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Sounds good, Stocking. [ Not. even going to question it. ] You can just call me America! I've got some other names but that's just the easiest thing.

And listen, I know it ain't no picnic here, definitely not Heaven, but I'm a hero, so if you ever need help, I'm the guy to call! I figure angels can probably handle themselves, but y'know. Never hurts to offer!

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[ Bawww your so cute! Making her fall in love. ]

America...sounds nice. Hero? How so?

[libertyfuckyeah]

It's my responsibility as a world super power to protect the free world from all the perils that threaten it! Communism, oppression, communism, monsters, disasters, demons... you know, whatever!

It's like what they say: great power comes with great responsibility. Now that I've got hegemony, I gotta be careful with it and protect everyone!

And here, well, I just do what I can to help out! I'm guessing that's why I got summoned and have been around so long. Lots of people need me. This whole place would probably fall into shambles without me around!

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Demons really~?

Dude I hate demons. They have too many fucking rules and they have weird fetishes.

[ Like she doesn't. ]

Hey can I ask you a few questions?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hah, I can imagine! I've only had some encounters with 'em, and they've never been good. Dunno about the weird fetish thing but maybe.

Yeah sure, shoot!

forgive me.

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What's it like to be a country? Do you feel it when people step on you? Do you have sexual needs? When people have sex in America do you see it? Feel it? Did you guys really land in the moon? Is Bush gay? Do you like George Michael? How do you feel about Lady Gaga? Do you like Anime? What's your favorite desert? What do you feel about other countries? How long is your ████? Do you like BDSM? Whips? Do you enjoy art? What do you feel about homosexuals? Did you guys invent popcorn or did you steal it from the black guy- or was that Peanut Butter? How come you had slavery in America? I thought you were all about freedom and shit.

And what else....oh! Are you a virgin?

1/2 AHAHAHAHAHA

[libertyfuckyeah]

UH.

Wait, hold on, lemme... get my thoughts... together.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ COUGH. Okay, he's over it and mellowing it out. And about to answer every single thing on that list. ]

To start out, I dunno half the people you're talkin' about. It might be from my future. People here are taken from different points in time, so for me it's 1969, the year of the moon landing and yes it happened, I was there! So um. Sorry. Got no opinion on Lady Gaga.

As for the slavery thing, that's also kinda a long story, but I promise I'm working on making things better! I support all the civil rights! Personally I like gay people, and I've had guys in my bed as well as girls, but it's kinda different for us countries I think. I'm hanging out with the flower kids a lot nowadays, so I'm all for freeing my mind and being open. And stuff.

Okay the other questions... Asking what it's like to be a country is kinda like asking what it's like to be a human: it's a big ol' complicated answer, but I like it. Don't feel it when people step on me, and as far as sex goes, I don't see anything except what my own two eyes can see and what

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Wow.

Your way back. Sorry America! Just realize this. Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Bjork, 3oh!3, New Order, and Erasure is the best music your place is going to have for about twenty years. After that a bunch of bullshitty music comes in and takes over.

Yeah? The last lover I had-

Died and went to heaven.

Yeah God doesn't really care for much people, yeah she takes care of all of you guys, but she isn't here to judge you. By her standards you all don't sin. Only Angels do.

Also being a Virgin in the era I'm coming from is fucking lame. It's cool that you accept Homo's I know a few demons who are. Frankly to be honest I'm not a Virgin, I lost is at age sixteen. However God doesn't like it when you have sex with random strangers like my sister. And she also doesn't like it when you eat too much. So...that explains why me and my sister are fallen angels.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ OH FUCK YEAH 3OH!3 yes that deserved it's own action brackets. He has to laugh at that. SURELY HE WILL HAVE AWESOME MUSIC but for now he'll just take her words at face-value. ] I'll keep a look out then! Can't wait to hear 'em all in concert.

Sorry 'bout your lover. Alotta mine are gone too. God sounds... well, at least there's someone looking out for people.

[ Also wow, hearing all this about God is kinda weird to him. Then again, the only one on his world who's met God personally is Prussia, and he's been a lunatic for years. KINDA MAKES HIM WONDER IF THERE'S MORE THAN ONE GOD but that thought just confuses him further, so moving on. ]

That's kinda strange! Never heard of angels sinning. Guess I wouldn't make that great of an angel, then. Love food too much to let it go!

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I know right? Mom said that I kept on eating too much and the council complained-

Yeah she's a bitch at times. However I understand why she kicked out my sister. Shit she was having sex with every guy she could. I mean I love sex, but not as much as my sister.

It's cool. I'm glad I was able to help him get into heaven.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Don't see anything wrong with either of those! You should be free to do whatever you want with your bodies! Free love, free eats, free to live life to its fullest! Or... maybe that applies to humans? Dunno the rules, but it should apply to angels too!

Well, anyway, good on him for getting a good afterlife. Hope my people got their own peace. Not all of 'em led the cleanest lives, being outlaws or bandits, but... they were good at heart.

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Fuck yeah.

Say, you know how they took away our powers? Would it mean things like I don't know, being able to not gain weight after eating a lot be taken away?

[libertyfuckyeah]

They put microchips, or some fancy future technology, inside of us and shut us down! Need surgery to get it out. There's some docs that'll do it, but it's all about finding them.

I dunno about you, but I gained weight after I got mine taken out. [ perpetually pudgy until the end of time 8( ]