Woman sells two children for an exotic bird...

[trampledamage]

I never thought I'd see a story weirder than the "woman goes missing, body found later behind the bookcase in her room" story, but it appears I was selling the world short

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[itsjustaname]

"I'd like to buy that exotic bird please."
"Certainly madam, that'll be a lot of dollars."
"Oh, I can't afford that much. Will you take these two children in part exchange?"
"I'm afraid we don't take children, madam. Mastercard and Visa only. But if you try the pet store down the street, they'll probably do you a good deal."