XDD; I fell for it up until the 'last night I had to masturbate 20 times...' because I remembered it from the last time I used that generator. ^_^ I love it.
Haha! Everyone else seemed to be using it so I hopped on the bandwagon. I don't quite have the guts to be a real life shoplifter. Or move to Idaho....XD
Heh, I'm really not awake today. I read up until about halfway through, and only then I started to think: ...hang on a second... this can't be right...
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Eesh, I haven't gotten up the nerve to use that thing yet >_>
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I can't believe how many people have taken it seriously though!
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Damn, I'm doing this in my own eljay. :D
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