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I feel sick.
VERY, VERY, VERY SALTY ROASTED LAMB = ME VOMMING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
UGH. NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO FALL SICK.
MY HAIR SMELLING LIKE ROASTED LAMB ONLY MAKES IT WORSE.
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OMG HE'S STILL ALIVE?!
Avram Grant. I have only this to say to you about THIS NEWS.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Please do not take the Sunderland job because you scare me. Yes, you still do and it's not fun. You traumatise me. Because of you, I have to rinse my eyeballs with Clorox at night because I don't want to have nightmares of you when I am asleep.
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Ma, what are you doing here!
Dear mother,
Can you please stop coming into my room and talking about random things when I am trying to watch David Cook speak?
I know you're jealous he didn't say his favourite team is Manchester United, but that doesn't mean you can come in and out of my room just to ask things like "What are you going to do in the library on Monday?" and "Do you ( Read more... ) -
I lost my muse. Help me find it before I lose my mind.
I NEED MY MUSE SO BAD RIGHT NOW.
MY THESIS DRAFT IS DUE NEXT WEEK AND I HAVEN'T STARTED A THING AND OMG WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS!
My muse is missing. WHEN AM I GOING TO GET THE ALBUM?
"Bitch, your thesis won't write by itself. Get a move on"
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I effing love David Cook.
So, the David Cook chat was on this morning. I sent in my questions, but they didn't get picked but there were people who asked the similar questions to mine and he answered them, so it's all good.
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I love my country. Haha.
Want to read something funny?
This was stolen from the Singaporean/Malaysian fans thread over at DCO:
Oh, damn! I just called again and yes, there's some delay with the production. It seems the machine to wrap the CD, whatever you call it broke down! It will be on sale likely this Friday.
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Congratulations Lewis Hamilton!
My week is, in one word: PERFECT.
Thank you, Lewis Hamilton, for making me a happy and slightly deranged human being. I'm so happy, I'm in tears, laughing my head off.
Those commentators are right: you have been a title contender ever since the first lap of your Formula One career last year.
Well done, Lewis. You deserved it.
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My life is brilliant.
Chelsea 5 Sunderland 0.
Sorry, Roy Keane. You know I find you attractive and all, but my heart and loyalty lie with my boys.
Our goal difference is like what? 23 now? That's just insane.
And oh, apparently, the video for Light On will be out on Monday (well, that's just my assumption, which half the time is never correct). Those webnerds need to ( Read more... )
