Taiwan 1

[miztaiwan]

Hey House, it's been a couple fun days, and it's been great to see Spain and Bealrus again and all, but I'm afraid I really should be getting back home. China will be extremely worried. May I leave now?

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[whereisrussia]

(Holds up book.) See this book? I believe it says that we can't leave.

[miztaiwan]

You're not serious, are you?

I glanced at it, but I didn't really read it.

[whereisrussia]

I am serious. Maybe you ought to read it. You may learn something.

[miztaiwan]

Oh wow, this is like the time China locked me in his house until we had...

[Taiwan's face suddenly darkens, and an odd smile crosses her face]

a little discussion.

[she pages through the book.]

What? Killing?

[geniustopher]

Hmm... what is up with people acting like countries? I just don't get it...

[miztaiwan]

Well, I am Taiwan.

[ooc: Getting interested in Hetalia yet? XD)

[geniustopher]

Oh... so, you're the Maiden Taiwan? Heh heh, who could resist that one, it's too easy... your name is on an increasingly smaller number of products nowadays, as your friend the Maiden China has taken over a high quantity of products, but her products just don't always have the proper quality to them...

(OOC: I can't find it ANYWHERE... which is rather frustrating now that I'm starting to be able to recognize the characters (the Anime Club president was America for the Club Fair. Someone said he looked Nazi. Cue a LOT of jokes such as my "Let's end God Bless America with a "Heil FDR!"" (he thought that was hilarious))...)

[miztaiwan]

Erm...my big brother is a man.

[hiban_hammerer]

...STRIKE!!!!!!!! It just doesn't ~do~ for such a pretty lady to worry so... What's your name, I'm Lavi.

[miztaiwan]

You don't understand...China throws huge temper tantrums.

[hiban_hammerer]

Oh, I've known ~several~ pretty Chinese girls in my life so far, all of them excellent chefs, and it's still just my Gramps who throws tantrums whenever I don't act all detached and serious, not the rest of the Chinese population. Now how about we go make one of those recipes in the kitchen, huh...? Hmm, maybe some Dan Hua Tang (Egg Drop Soup), then some Zhi Ma Niu Rou (Sesame Beef)... *Lavi, still with a dopey grin on his face, gestures towards the kitchen*

(OOC: Lavi's heritage is unknown, but his "Gramps" is Chinese... and I know the names of several Chinese dishes because I had about seven years of Chinese class.)

[miztaiwan]

But I am not China. I made sure to seperate myself from China.

I am Taiwan, and proud of it! As such, I refuse to cook his type of food...most of the time.

[aclassifiedlady]

Do you really think that will work?

[miztaiwan]

Well, it doesn't hurt to try, does it?

And China will be worried.

[aclassifiedlady]

I suppose not, it just seems a little pointless.

And you're another one who talks about countries as people. How interesting!

[miztaiwan]

But countries are people!

[killyoutwice]

A cunning strategy. How is it working out for you?

[miztaiwan]

Not very well, I'm afraid.

[killyoutwice]

A pity. I would have liked to get out of here. But I'm sure the same is true of everyone here.

[miztaiwan]

I doubt that's true of everyone. I'm sure there's some here who enjoy this sort of me.

Myself, I'd rather not partcipate in such a barbaric activity, but if I must play, I must...and I'll do my best to play well.