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happy birthday to shakira!

have a good one. ;D

i made you a nice present. but then, i couldnt upload it.
so...here.

your PRIVATE present.

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Happy birthday Christian!

didja see the icon trevor made me? didja? WOOHOO! go trevor!

I really hate my internet service. by now, Adam probably thinks its some lame exuse. trust me, adam, i wish.

OK, My movie will most likely be called "Adam is stupid, Tracy is cool".
So far, Shakira, Sarah, Josh, and Tony have agreed. I would like Jimmy to play adam. Christina said she's in as long as she gets one sex scene with jimmy. Any hopefuls, besides adam, tell me. ill let you in as long as your name isnt adam sandler.

you are the best comedian in the world and you work on SNL.
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Jimmy Fallon. he did it to me, i do it to him.

word on the street is, if you spend the night living on v8 splash and coffee cake, ar 7 am youll be hyper.

how could i get into a "clique"?