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[naughtydolphin]

Will you make up/adapt an urban legend using tqc/anoners?

Example:

On the stroke of midnight, if you look into your mirror and say photogfrog's name three times, she'll climb out of the mirror and eat your brains. Then skullfuck you.

"Snake grows inside lainy who ingested a snake egg by drinking from the garden hose!"

(snopes or urban legends are some fun

Comments

[naughtydolphin]

A butcher named jazzsaxgod (who liked to be called Joe) owned a diner with his wife, pickathelitter, whom he loved dearly. One evening Joe came home to find his wife having sex with his best friend, imaria. Joe went crazy finding out about their affair this way. He yelled and screamed and during their heated argument, Joe killed them both. He disposed of the bodies by chopping them up and sending them piece by piece through his meat grinder

[wunderaliceland]

ooooo good one!

[jazzsaxgod]

That SLUT!

[naughtydolphin]

corrrine, a 16 year old girl, was babysitting 2 little boys, wabbitsnot and rudezombie. Their parents weren't supposed to come home until very late, so she put them to bed and sat downstairs in the living room to watch some TV. She was flipping channels and came to the evening news. The Anchor-woman reported a warning for her area. She said that a mental patient had escaped from a nearby facility and was on the run from the local athorities. corrrine flipped the channel again to find an old movie she hadn't seen in a while, but always enjoyed. By the end of the film, she had forgotten about the news report.

Upstairs, rudezombie woke up. He thought he heard a noise coming from the hallway. Thump, thump, draaaag....

rudezombie thought that corrrine must be watching TV, the sound must have been from the program she was watching.

rudezombie heard the sound again and woke wabbitsnot. Together, they listened at the door to the bedroom and the sound kept coming thump, thump, draaaag...thump, thump, drag

[corrrine]

I'm a giver, what can I say

[wabbitsnot]

m-mommy?

[corrrine]

Don't worry, I'll protect you. And bleed on you.

[naughtydolphin]

hersecretsmile and seanseansean, looking for a little privacy, decide to park their car in the woods so they could make out. When they were done, seanseansean got out to go to the bathroom and hersecretsmile waited for him in the safety of the car.

After waiting fifteen minutes she became nervous and got out of the car to look for him. Suddenly, she sees a man in the shadows. Scared, she gets back in the car to drive away, when she hears a very faint squeak... squeak... squeak...

This continued a few seconds until hersecretsmile decided she had no choice but to drive off. She hit the gas as hard as possible but couldn't go anywhere, because someone had tied a rope from the bumper of the car to a nearby tree.

Well, hersecretsmile slams on the gas again and then hears a loud scream. She gets out of the car and realizes that seanseansean is hanging from the tree. The squeaky noises were his shoes slightly scraping across the top of the car!!!

[adelaidejewel]

I'm glad someone approved something because I had no idea what to pick.

[koffie_addict]

I POSTED GREAT ANON QUESTIONS, ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE.

[adelaidejewel]

I've only just realized I have options in that post, too, but it's hard sorting through godlikespong's comments.

[godlikespong]

POST THE WILL YOU CRY AFTER OR DURING ONE

[photogfrog]

If a blackroses8900 crosses your path, it will bring bad luck.