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[reginald]

this is a new post
plz talk about things that are new, or is new to you

it might not even be new
but lets just pretend like everything is new, okay?

Comments

[anonymous]

omg u did it

[reginald]

it was like i was posting to lj for the first time!

[anonymous]

Let's pretend my hymen is new so that I can feel not like a huge saggy whore for 10 minutes.

[reginald]

"don't screw around!" just keep shouting that at them.

[anonymous]

can we talk about the fact that you're an elitist cunt who once thought she was too good for this community? or is that not new enough..

[anonymous]

You're mixing up your pronouns, dear.

[anonymous]

was your precious brain able to decipher what i said, regardless of my unforgivable errors? yes? then stfu.

[anonymous]

Yeah, and then I realized that you're still being repetitive and uninteresting, so I wrote you off as another bored, bitchy, unhappy human being. Seriously, find something to do other than bitching at people on the internet.

[reginald]

having to explain to a group of people how to apply for jobs today was new