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[g0omba]

ask for some advice if you need it
but give only awful advice!

Comments

[anonymous]

what type of car should i buy? i can either get a beater for $3,000 or use that as a down payment and finance a nicer one :/

[anonymous]

get the shitty car that will cost you more in repairs than a new one.

[g0omba]

buy a bmw!

[anonymous]

finance a maserati man

chicks dig them

[chardonnay]

do i tell my friend i like her or keep it to myself?

[chardonnay]

tell her

with a lovely boombox serenade

at her workplace

then propose

[chardonnay]

tell her
via singing telegram

[g0omba]

tell her with a large banner on a thruway overpass

[anonymous]

i have been invited to a party at some girl's house but i don't know what to wear

idk if it's like a keg party or a formal dinner lol and i don't wanna text her like a creep and ask

DRESS ME

[g0omba]

wear a formal gown

only a ball gown will suffice

[anonymous]

lol i once showed up to a halloween party with a pink wig and like gold sparkle body glitter

but it was a nice fancy dinner

in before icu bridget jones

[chardonnay]

furry suit

[anonymous]

my boyfriend plays too many video games and it's annoying

[anonymous]

buy him 10 new games

[monotonousglory]

yeah he'll OD on games and get so sick of them he'll never play them again

[anonymous]

you're being annoying by being annoyed by it
buy him a new, bigger tv

[anonymous]

cannon

BOOM
INCOMING!

[anonymous]

send the chick hes cheating on you with over there with his stuff

[anonymous]

sell it for $5 on craigslist and send him the profits