anon's request

[chardonnay]

i am...

complete the sentence
all comments must begin with i am

Comments

[anonymous]

I am Jack's wasted life.

[chardonnay]

i am jack's complete lack of surprise

[anonymous]

i am never going in my bathroom again it is full of poop and vomit

[reginald]

i am grossed out

[anonymous]

i am in total agreement

[reginald]

i am currently squatting and i do not know why

[vinolent]

i am excited to start reading my new book

[doohickey]

I am currently unable to walk properly.

But I am happy about that, in some twisted way.

[sentimentation]

I just tried walking to my car (not to drive obv) and like...failed miserably. I did worse walking just now than like a year-old bb.

[doohickey]

I am in the same predicament, but not from inebriation.

[sentimentation]

Still a weirdly good feeling!