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[captain_molly]

Anonymously imitate another member of anon's commenting style so that others may guess who you are impersonating.

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[anonymous]

TL;DR

[anonymous]

rachel maddow! trying too hard to be cool, im so beautiful i dont mind anonhaters even though i binge nightly after they tell me how repulsive and fat i am, i fuck on the first date because im a hideous beast with no self-esteem and desperate to prove that SOMEONE, ANYONE is willing to fuck me DID I MENTION RACHEL MADDOW politics are soooooo cool man i'm such a liberal even though i didnt believe in white privilege im a fat doritos demolishing piece of ugly shit WHO AM I

[anonymous]

lolol nicely done
st_sec

[anonymous]

also: omg these girls on okcupid messaged me but the are not nearly hot enough for me cause i feel like i have the right to be a twat about other people's looks.

lol wut

[anonymous]

LOL for serious? nobody can be that deluded. does the bitch own a mirror? she's seriously one of the ugliest girls ever, beggars cant be choosers

and lolokcupid

[anonymous]

I live with st_sec, but we're not lesbo together. But omg we're like bffs. And I'll comment to her on anon even though I'm in the same apartment because she's the only one on the planet who is willing to live with me because we make each other feel good cause we can be fat and ugly together.

[anonymous]

i don't want to go to my math class today. maybe i will just visit my mom in the icu. but i'm going to bring my laptop so i can still play in anon; the hospital has free wi-fi. ho hum.

[anonymous]

ARE YOU WITH STEVIE TOO, DRAGON?

[anonymous]

SHUT UP HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WHO CAN TOLERATE ME FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES

[anonymous]

[anonymous]

my car broke down AGAIN :( what should i bake and make for dinner??? OH matt matt matt matt

[anonymous]

I love g0omba, so I can't hate on her. :/

[anonymous]

G0OMBA