are peoples facebook profiles all fucked up for everyone? the format is all screwy for me. i guess theyre doing some kind of update or something but it is not working well >:(
I know my former fwb pw for everything and sometimes I'm so tempted to use it but I havent yet. Usually I'm holier than thou about snooping but i understand the impulse :(
He knows my pw too and i sincerely hope he hasnt checked any of my shit. eep. karma's working in my favor, yes?
When my friends and I were walking to a party we suddenly realized that this guy was sitting in the driver's seat of a parked car on the side of the road near us jacking off. ugh.
We were all freaked out naturally and the only response I could muster was to scream fuck you at the top of my lungs as we walked by. But then as we're still walking my roomie alerts me that he's followed us and is creepin!! So we took a detour, but ew... so now he's The Masturbator.
Oh and yes we reported it to the cops but I don't think they did anything :(
In 6th grade there was this kid in my class Chad. He LOVED me. wrote me poems and asked me to go out with him, soo many poems and songs and love notes. So one day he shows up to school and gives me this gold ring and asked me to go out with him. all my friends and I are looking at it and we are like obviously it's fake etc. but
IT WAS REAL! he stole it from his grandma! it was 14k gold and real diamonds!
idk if it's as creepy now that i write it out but it was weird
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He knows my pw too and i sincerely hope he hasnt checked any of my shit. eep. karma's working in my favor, yes?
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We were all freaked out naturally and the only response I could muster was to scream fuck you at the top of my lungs as we walked by. But then as we're still walking my roomie alerts me that he's followed us and is creepin!! So we took a detour, but ew... so now he's The Masturbator.
Oh and yes we reported it to the cops but I don't think they did anything :(
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In 6th grade there was this kid in my class Chad. He LOVED me. wrote me poems and asked me to go out with him, soo many poems and songs and love notes.
So one day he shows up to school and gives me this gold ring and asked me to go out with him. all my friends and I are looking at it and we are like obviously it's fake etc. but
IT WAS REAL! he stole it from his grandma! it was 14k gold and real diamonds!
idk if it's as creepy now that i write it out but it was weird
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