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[toxicjellybean]

A public service announcement to a few people out there:

You all can suck my non-existent dick!

Comments

[toxicjellybean]

Me too. I thought I was the only one who said it haha.
:)

[dolmadez]

sometimes I say I'm sweating and/or freezing my non-existent nuts off. *shrug*

[toxicjellybean]

I shall start using that one.
I also use...sorry this is going to be kinda gross: "It's hotter than a witch's vagina up in here" hah.

[toxicjellybean]

It's small font on my page as well.
Well, you can't tell me that you've never felt like this, its human nature to get angry sometimes.
:)

[toxicjellybean]

Oh please, don't act all innocent with me.
You have one of the potty-est potty mouths around my friend, specially when you drive hah.

[sweet_opiate]

I usually cut to the chase and drop the "non-existent" but include the balls and if I'm feeling particularly sassy, the cornhole. ;-)

Hope everything's okay though.

[toxicjellybean]

Haha, nice.
Yup, everything is ok.
Thanks for the concern though.

[toxicjellybean]

That icon makes me smile.
:)

[scarlettwonder]

I had that similar thought up on AIM the other day. Mine read as:

Now I get to "rethink my options" for the future...everyone can suck my cock

[toxicjellybean]

Nice!
I use cock instead of dick sometimes but dick is still better.
Wow, I know that sentence sounds fucked up but im not changing it haha.

[scarlettwonder]

hahah, no it is great... they can suck your metaphorical cock!