I turn 20 in ninety minutes.

I'm accepting money, gift cards, Wii Points cards, and sexual favors.

Get to it!

I really need to work on that ( Read more... )

Flight of the Conchords might just be the most fucking amazing band out there right now. Those guys are just too fucking brilliant. Jemaine Clement is my hero ( Read more... )

You are driving me postively crazy.

But in a good way, I promise.

I'm still not quite sure if I'm ready to stop being cryptic just yet...But rest assured, someone is fucking awesome.

I'm not quite sure if I can say anything about anything right now...But I will be doing so soon.

I've never in my life been as sad as I was on Saturday ( Read more... )

Even in the 1720s, the thought of eating babies was hilarious. That is, if you realize that it was a complete joke that was actually taken seriously by FAR too many people, and still is to this day.

Here's to you, Jonathan Swift.

A MODEST PROPOSAL

FOR PREVENTING THE CHILDREN OF POOR PEOPLE IN IRELAND FROM BEING A ( Read more... )

So...I'm beyond glad that I've uncovered that mystery. Or, rather, it has uncovered itself. Or, even more exactly, she has uncovered herself.

Thank you! (you know exactly who you are)

 Things just keep getting weirder and weirder...

I really need to get on the ball.