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[towne_landing]

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[ten_tin__]

your bajingo kind of looks like a roll of bubble tape.

[towne_landing]

It is. You've tried it.

**Sorry I wasn't able to pick up while you were calling the other day. I was in an obnoxious SUV with my mom, oma, and aunt christel driving, while I tried to navigate her through town... BTW, SHE DOESN'T LISTEN!

[ten_tin__]

totally okay!
do you want to do something monday?

[towne_landing]

Monday Bloody Monday!
Eeeh. I don't think I'll even be in FL on Monday. I think we're going to go get the CRIB!

[thebearwillsurf]

So, uhm, let me borrow that thing on the top right whenever you're done with it.

[towne_landing]

You know what they do to women when the give birth, right? They go ahead and cut a slit from their Eherrrm... slit to their bung hole to avoid the natural ripping that occurs while the baby is stretching its way out. Then, they stitch it up. I'll save them for you in a tiny box.

[hemp_and_honey]

just told aaron about the slit-ripping. his response?
"and all i had to do was enjoy it,"
accompanied by a seemingly satisfying dick grab.

boys are fuckers!

[hemp_and_honey]

literally!