RORANICUS PONDICUS

[bowtiedup]

Characters: The Doctor, the suggestion box, and YOU!
Setting: Right by the suggestion box, in the afternoon
Format: Aaaaaaaaction!
Summary: The Doctor yells at a box that is not the TARDIS, for once.
Warnings: Nothin'

[Hey, is that The Doctor with his nose right up against the suggestion box?

What is he even--]

Roranicus Pondicus!

While I am very much

Comments

[unexculpable]

... The hell are you doing?

[1/2]

[bowtiedup]

Rescuing a Roman. [OBVIOUSLY, EDWARD. GET WITH THE PROGRAM HERE.]

[2/2]

[bowtiedup]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOORY!

[unexculpable]

Rescuing a what??

[bowtiedup]

A Rory! A Rory Pond, to be specific!

[unexculpable]

I really don't think he's in that box, Doctor.

What the hell is a Roman?

[1/?] you also know the drill

[bowtiedup]

[YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS

HE ISN'T SERIOUS

RIGHT

RIGHT]

[bowtiedup]

A Roman is a...

[bowtiedup]

Well, it's a...

[bowtiedup]

--A sort of person from Rome!

[bowtiedup]

Who...

[bowtiedup]

Er.

[bowtiedup]

...is Roman.

DONE oops

[bowtiedup]

--Point is! My Roman is stuck!

[Wasn't that just informative]

[unexculpable]

[that was the most informative thing he has ever heard ever.]

Where's Rome?

[he's curious, really. he is not just being a pain in the ass.]

[bowtiedup]

In Italy, which is in Europe!

Neither I expect you've heard of.