“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing blue jeans and had messy hair kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Tom Hardy in Scenes of a Sexual Nature and Tom Hardy in Wuthering Heights. FUCK YES.
Also this entire paragraph made my day: I was really scared about Sayto all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Pasiv 528491. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between Les Mis, CATS and Moulin Rouge. The other people in the band are B’loody Mal, Woobie, Eames, Nash (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with greasy streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Eames and Woobie were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Eames was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a forger and the only way you can kill a forger is with persistent denial of their come-ons (and I’d failed that already) or a bee sting (Eames is allergic)) and
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THIS THIS THIS. I haven't even read the original, but this was fantastic. I smiled quite stupidly all the way through, but I actually laughed out loud over the whole last part. This is GENIUS.
Thank you very much, darling. XD The original is worse. Not to mention that it's 44 chapters long and eventually become completely unproofread... Nightmares. XD
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lolling at 'because I could only make out one word...' Oh, Fischer. What a darling. >D
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“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing blue jeans and had messy hair kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Tom Hardy in Scenes of a Sexual Nature and Tom Hardy in Wuthering Heights. FUCK YES.
Also this entire paragraph made my day: I was really scared about Sayto all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Pasiv 528491. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between Les Mis, CATS and Moulin Rouge. The other people in the band are B’loody Mal, Woobie, Eames, Nash (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with greasy streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Eames and Woobie were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Eames was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a forger and the only way you can kill a forger is with persistent denial of their come-ons (and I’d failed that already) or a bee sting (Eames is allergic)) and ( ... )
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I haven't even read the original, but this was fantastic. I smiled quite stupidly all the way through, but I actually laughed out loud over the whole last part.
This is GENIUS.
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SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE COBB STRUT
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