Super Stans, Part 1
NAME:: PlatinumPlush
AGE: 26
LOCATION: NYC, USA
FAVORITE SKATERS: Evgeni Plushenko
SKATERS YOU DON’T LIKE: Lysacek
FAVOURITE ARTIST: GAGA
FAVOURITE SONG: Today I’m inspired by defying gravity
WHAT'S IN YOUR JOURNAL: thoughts on skating, pictures, videos, fashion. eclectic. PS. I also mod plushy_love and blog at kingofice4ever. Read my latest post on how he was robbed at Vancouver!
SHOW US A PICTURE: So adorable. http://i47.tinypic.com/351slj4.jpg
NAME:: ZebraPrince06
AGE: 25
LOCATION: Europe
FAVORITE SKATERS: Stéphane Lambiel
SKATERS YOU DON’T LIKE: I like all the skaters!
FAVOURITE ARTIST: Britney Spears
FAVOURITE SONG: How can I pick one? I think Everytime and Gimme More.
WHAT'S IN YOUR JOURNAL: My feelings, sometimes pictures I take of beautiful things, STEPHANE, poetry, things I am passionate for, and some blogs too
SHOW US A PICTURE: http://i30.tinypic.com/2v81eko.jpg
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Hello my poodles! I’m sorry I disappeared for a while, but after the recent news and some traveling for work I hope you understand why I needed to take a break from everything and do some fun and fabulous things. Thank you so much for your wonderful and supportive comments. I love all of you!
I guess I have to address this sometime, so I might as well get it over with. Dying to know what I’m thinking?
I’m angry. Pissed off. Can’t believe this is happening. What is the ISU thinking?? How can they possibly ‘suspend’ the greatest skater in the sport knowing that he hasn’t broken any rules and thinking about all of the fame and notoriety he’ll bring when he win’s gold at Sochi (and YES, he will! Remember that in four year’s and I’ll say I told you so!)
The whole thing is politically motivated. That’s right, I said it! All of the powers that be and the ISU are still so caught up in post-Cold War hysteria that they’re blind to the fact that they’ve blacklisted a true legend and basically ruined the sport. Is it really so horrible to have a Russian champion? It’s bad enough that he got screwed in Vancouver and lost HIS gold medal to someone who didn’t even have a quad and didn’t do much more than flail his arms and make stupid faces. Now they have to go and do this to him! It’s all a conspiracy, and I can see right through it!
It’s their own fault if they choose not to support someone who has done so much for the sport, especially in terms of athleticism and making standards higher! Why do you think the quad is so important, who made it that way? Plush is the standard all skater’s should try to meet, and when standards are lowered I fear for the future of the sport.
And even after all of this, he has shown the ultimate in class and said he won’t file an appeal. He’s still training and understands that fighting isn’t productive, so he’s handling this like a true gentleman. I know I’ve said this before, but how is he real?? This is the same person who skates in a muscle suit and dresses like a giant baby for exhibition programs, but is still a leader and the best athlete, and I know from my sources that he’s so nice and friendly in real life.
Maybe once the ISU gets itself out from under the control of the iluminatti or whoever is controlling them, they will start to see some sense and bow down to their platinum overlord!
P.S. Yana, could you be any more fierce? Okay, I’ll also admit I’m jealous. Love them. http://i55.tinypic.com/24zhtm8.jpg
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I am so angry and upset right now, I can’t even tell you how much. Someone has sent me a link to this Formspring and some of the questions are horrible!
Q: What was the worst outfit worn on the ice at the Olympics?
A: Lambiel’s short program
And then a very nice person was telling him he was wrong, and he said this!!!!
Q: That's what you deserve for saying such mean things about Stephane Lambiel.
A: Saying that his costume sucks isn't mean...it is being honest and helping his recognize his hideousness, so he will dress himself more attractively and flatteringly in the future
I don’t understand how someone could call Stéphane hideous! Honestly he is so beautiful and not just because of his personality and warm caring soul, but also his hair is perfect and I think everyone must be jealous of his skin which is naturally beautiful from the clean air in Switzerland. I don’t see why it is necessary for this person to say such mean things about Stéphane, when Stéphane has done nothing to him except for creating beautiful performance art to make the world a better place to be in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EPTQtZRPJQ
I feel bad for this person because I feel that he is probably jealous to not have enough natural talent to create beautiful things, and to be compared to Prince Charming by so many people who all recognize Stéphane’s grace and beauty and are captivated by him!
I cannot believe someone would say Stéphane’s costume is uglier than a certain other one made to look like dirty overalls! Figure skating is supposed to be beautiful, and dirt is not this even if it might be artistic. Wilhelm Tell if you don’t know is a hero of Switzerland who was very much an expert with his crossbow like Stéphane is an expert with spinning and I think when Stéphane wears this costume he feels that he is also a hero who will bring great things!!!!!
I will tell this horrible person to stop being jealous because he will never be as perfect as Stéphane is so maybe he can try to be more kind to people!!!
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Comment: [KingOfIce4Ever] Oh honey, don’t even worry about it. They like to think they’re a big name fan, but it’s just a shut-in who gets off on spreading sexist and homophobic nonsense. Pathetic. I can’t wait for the next time he flounces. ^___^
Reply: [ZebraPrince06] Oh my, thank you for the comment!! I want to say that I like to read your blog and I agree with you that Evgeni is being treated so unfairly. :( May I follow you on Twitter?
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PROMPT: Johnny has the biggest cock in the whole skating world, everyone knows from seeing it in the locker room, and everyone is dying to have sex with him. But he’s saving it for just the right moment. Yags and Plushy want a threesome. Hot.
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PROMPT: Fairytale It would be nice to have a break from all of this pornography and have a nice story about Stéphane as the prince of a magical kingdom! And all of the skaters live in a castle together and are happy, as though it were an alternate universe. :)
RE: Fairytale Is Johnny the Princess’ and can Evgeni be the Prince? I might write this?
RE: Fairytale Hello, I perhaps know who you are! I think Stéphane is the most like a charming prince, but you should create the artful words you love best!!!!
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PROMPT: It would be so great to see a group routine where skaters are acting as animals, like the musical CATS. Do you agree? Stories about this would be nice.
FILL: Lynx on the Prowl This probably isn’t what OP was thinking of, but my brain produced it anyhow. Furries.
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The beautiful unicorn strutted and pranced through the hall, feeling all the other animals ravenous eyes on him. He shook his mane, knowing the sparkle in it made him stand out, and wishing just for a moment that he had wing’s like a pegasus to make him just that little bit daintier. But he was perfectly happy as he was; he was hot and everyone knew it.
The unicorn perched delicately on a soft couch in the lobby, and took in his surroundings. He always loved these conventions, and it was so wonderful to talk to people who felt the same thing’s he did. Some scornfully called them furry’s, but he knew the truth. And despite always having managed to find a hookup, he still hadn’t found a mate.
Unicorn’s could mate for life, right? He needed someone who could understand him, love and cherish him, and understand that he liked his stable to stay clean. That wasn’t too much to ask for. And he had a perfect mental picture of what his mate would be like: sleek, soft, and graceful, looking lovingly at him with feline eyes, just like…
His heart stopped beating. His perfect mate was… just like the lynx that was slowly making it’s way toward him, right at that moment! Inside his suit the unicorn felt hot and sweaty, but glad for the protection from prying eye’s as he forced his breath to remain steady. The lynx approached, curled up in the seat next to him, and purred luxuriously in a Russian accent:
“I have seen you before. You are all the time prancing and making me wish to be with you.”
The unicorn flipped his mane coyly, trying not to give away that his horn was instantly hard at those words and that accent. He longed for someone he couldn’t have, didn’t dare to share his secret, and as long as they were hidden in this way he could indulge his fantasy. The lynx purred, rubbed his head against the unicorn’s shoulder, and stood to lead him to a private room.
Once there, it was all groping paw’s and lustful mating noise’s. It wasn’t long until the lynx was sliding down the unicorn’s body, slowly drawing his pelt aside to reveal his erect horn, and lapping at it hungrily. The unicorn bucked and shook, trying to make this beautiful moment last forever. But unfortunately, it was over all too soon as his glistening seed spilled onto the moist tongue.
He rolled over and reached out to reciprocate, but was stopped by a soft paw- different from the one that was stroking him, and he looked up to see a red cat standing over him, looking down with big brown eyes.
“Have you enjoyed your fantasy coming true?” The lynx asked.
“We know your secret,” The red cat added, crawling over to curl up with the other’s on the bed.
The unicorn nearly climaxed again without stimulation, when the lynx opened his pelt to reveal himself. “I have wanted this for a long time, Johnny, and I know you have also,” Evgeni said softly, pulling him in for a passionate kiss.
“This is so beautiful,” Stephane sniffled as he fidgeted with the sleeves of his red cat suit. “I think I will cry. After we have a three-way.”
It was the best convention ever.
Re: Lynx on the Prowl … um.
Re: Lynx on the Prowl :DDDDD: WUT.
Re: Lynx on the Prowl Please excuse me author anon, but I must say that I think maybe this is a little disrespectful to the skaters, especially Stéphane because he has asked many times for his fans not to mention Red Cat and he would like for it to not be on the internet!!!!! Maybe you do not realize, and I am not criticising your writing because it is very hot, but I thought you should know about this.
Re: Lynx on the Prowl OMG. FURRIES AND WANK. THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
Re: Lynx on the Prowl MTE, ANON. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. :DDDDD
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Stephane bounced into the dressing room (as well as he could while balanced on skates and blade guards) and flopped down in a chair. He was so full of energy and emotions following his performance, he didn’t want to settle down or take his skates off, but he also had the impression people were sick of hearing him share his feelings, so he decided on a silent cuddle instead.
He looked around, and everyone seemed occupied. Brian never wanted to cuddle, Johnny was busy with his Starbucks drink and a fashion magazine, and the girls were in the other room. So he bounced over to Zhenya, who gave him a friendly pat on the shoulder and went back to his texting.
Suddenly he felt eyes on him, and looked up to see Johnny peering at him over the top of his magazine. It was an odd look, kind of a slow blink; Stephane wasn’t sure what it meant although he detected some annoyance. He shook his head, decided he was imagining things, and launched into a narrative about how high he’d managed to fly when he did his quad. They spent the next few minutes discussing the finer points of quadding, interspersed with cuddles and reassuring pats. Johnny ignored them and seemed to be scribbling something in his magazine, and the look on his face made Stephane stop abruptly and change the subject. Perhaps he was annoyed because he’d only done the triple in competition, and now he felt bad. How unfortunate.
Eventually the show ended and everyone was beginning to file out of the locker room, trickling off to either dinner or the hotel. Zhenya and Yana wandered off, and Johnny strutted after them so quickly he didn’t even notice when a piece of paper fell out of his magazine. His first instinct was to grab and return it, but then Stephane remembered Johnny’s book, and his curiosity got the best of him. Sneaking a look around to ensure he was alone, he snatched the paper up and started reading.
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Our amazing sexy glorious platinum king recently said in an interview that accent is so hot that he’d like to become a coach after he competes in Sochi. I heard that, and after I finished cleaning running around my apartment screaming and flailing in excitement, I sat down and thought about it.
After he compete’s in Sochi. That means he must have plan’s for getting that sexy ass back into competition, making it through his knee and back problem’s, and returning to glory!!!! I will be so excited when I can look at all the hater’s and critics’ and tell them there full of shit. I will gloat so much.
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TOP 10 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE A PLUSHY STAN
For Kingofice4ever blog??
3. You have your hair cut into a mullet for fashion purposes
5. Something about quad’s?
7. You learn Russian just to translate Yana’s tweet’s / Вы изучать русский перевод чириканье Яны
How is he so patient when Stephane gets clingy, I wish I could be like that. So perfect
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Stephane quickly checked to make sure he was still alone, and gaped at the page, trying to process what he was seeing. Then he switched to indignation over the description of himself. Clingy? If that was what people saw when he was just being friendly, maybe Johnny wouldn’t be getting any cuddles anymore.
He huffed and flipped his hair out of his eyes. Once Stephane understood the connection between Johnny and his online friend, he grinned to himself and wondered whether he could use this information to his advantage.
Stephane was carefully folding the paper back to its original shape, intending to sneak it into Johnny’s gym bag like nothing had happened, when the realization hit him.
He wrote furry porn about me.
The porn itself wasn’t so bad; he wouldn’t admit it to anyone else except ‘anons,’ but he’d actually found it hot. The problem was that he’d been depicted WEARING THE REDCAT COSTUME.
Suddenly this wasn’t just a funny joke. This was war.
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StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir You should check your direct messages. :)
StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir And your e-mail messages!
StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir I need a favour, will you check your text messages?
StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir I have left you a voice mail and I hope you could understand through the laughing!
StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir Have you ever heard of a song by Eminem called ‘Stan?’
StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir Why are you not answering my messages? :( Very busy WRITING, perhaps?
JohnnyGWeir @StefJorge Just stop it.
JohnnyGWeir @StefJorge You’re not funny.
StefJorge @JohnnyGWeir I disagree! Will you please do this favour I have asked? :D