Comments | toujours_sirius: OOC memey funness

toujours_sirius

OOC memey funness

Sep 11, 2006 22:50

From this meme: Ask Sirius anything you want!

Comments 66

shantih September 12 2006, 03:08:22 UTC

Do you think you could ever settle down with Homsar? You know, in a non-exclusive and generous way, as befits one who has won the Powerball.

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 03:18:30 UTC

I think the real question is, could Homsar ever settle down with me? Between his thing for 'that rhinoceros' (I still haven't quite worked out who he's talking about) and his insatiable appetite for Jenga, I just don't see it happening. He seems to lack a Jengafractory period, and I just can't match up to that.

shantih September 12 2006, 03:22:16 UTC

So the rumors about his "premature eJengalation" problem are all lies?

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 03:50:30 UTC

Premature eJengalation?! Homsar?! He's a fucking Jengamaster! He could go for hours and the tower still won't fall down.

And he doesn't even have arms!

Who in Merlin's name has been spreading such rumours?

coxinsox September 12 2006, 05:07:16 UTC

So, how good was it for you?

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 05:09:48 UTC

Let's just say they don't call you Cox for nothing.

coxinsox September 12 2006, 05:12:19 UTC

Pretend that I'm serious (no pun intended, I promise).

It was pretty much awesome, amirite?

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 05:14:52 UTC

Your ego is nearly as big as your member.

You did hear me screaming, didn't you? Or was I too busy rocking your world for you to notice?

Thread 10

lilypotter60 September 12 2006, 05:35:57 UTC

Really, what do you think of my dating Perry? Really, Black.

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 06:16:44 UTC

He's not James.

But neither is James.

I just want you to be happy.

lilypotter60 September 12 2006, 06:21:29 UTC

No, he's not James. Not our James, the only James that I've ever been interested in. That James isn't a factor, Sirius, and he hasn't been for more than three months now.

I am happy. He makes me happy. But that wasn't the question. How do you feel about my dating Perry?

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 06:30:11 UTC

I know. I do know now. But it's just a very bitter pill for me to swallow. I'm doing my best.

If he makes you happy, then you should date him. I think he's a stand-up guy and a good shag. Knock yourself out.

A little bit jealous, okay? Don't ask me why, because I don't know. I'm very confused these days.

Thread 44

estebanmd September 12 2006, 07:54:01 UTC

I have to know, Black.

Is that shirt of Homsar's actually a shirt, or is it a part of his body, like the bowler hat?

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 07:55:18 UTC

It's sort of both. Like the hat, it comes on and off, but...well, let's just say that special things happen when you touch the 'o'.

estebanmd September 13 2006, 06:33:34 UTC

Do you think this might translate into a boost in power that could also make him temporarily more effective against evil clowns, or does he become exhausted after said 'o' is touched?

toujours_sirius September 14 2006, 02:04:23 UTC

Um, well, it's not really either one of those. It mainly translates into a burst of, erm, marshmallowy output.

jd_octor September 12 2006, 13:33:47 UTC

What do you think of me? Do you like me, or has Doctor Cox put you off ever speaking to me again?

toujours_sirius September 12 2006, 22:05:09 UTC

Don't know you too well, mate, but from what I've seen, you seem like a nice bloke. Cox never really talks much about you, actually, and anyway, he complains about everyone. If he didn't complain about someone, that's when I'd start to think there's something wrong with that person. And I always thought he had a 'special thing' for you, repressed and all that.

If you've got any good stories about him, I'm always all ears. He's fun to poke...or to be poked by. *wink*