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[tough_cookie_]

Okay, Theresa just walked into town and she needs a place to stay before she gets back on her feet (big break up, long story). Mind if she crashes with us for now, Scott? Oh, and we were invited to a party by Liz.

And dammit we're out of orange juice again! *sighs*

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[sex_bob_omb]

Um, yes, it's cool, but if she saves over my Ehrgeiz file I'll totally bury her in the garden while you're at work.

When's the party?

And yeah, uh... Patch wandered into the house and started making screwdrivers uninvited. He was pretty drunk already. I chased him out. ...I'll get some OJ on the way home.

[tough_cookie_]

Scott, look at that pretty little face of hers and try to tell me she's a thinker. Just try. Even she admits it.

Not a clue, but I'll find out.

Oh no... Is he alright? Pick up satsumas too. Maybe tangerines.

[sex_bob_omb]

Um, probably not? But it's, you know, him, so he totally wasn't interested in, like, conversation. I think he's hitting on Cordelia in the nexus again.

I will so get those three things, and also a plantain, because I've never eaten one and I secretly believe that they are just old bananas, and I will buy the biggest bag of potato chips they have, a bag so large that it will require a separate PINpoint device, and a team of Al's standing on each other in a human pyramid just to open it.

...Also, I think we need toilet paper.

[tough_cookie_]

On a scale of one to ten, how pissed would his wives be if they saw that? Or children?

Why toilet paper?