Drunken heartbroken ramblings

[touchmywood]

Oncsh a upon a time there wash thish guy. And he shtarted going out with thish grl. and then she dumped jhim fer a prickkk with stupid red hair. and then that guy got verrrrry drunk. butd on the brit side, hes gon b on scotlandsx word cup teem dis shummer...and he'sh got hish own action figger comin out. ...*passes out*

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[narcipercy]

Wonderful....drunk and doing a bad Sean Connery impression.

Don't worry, mate. Things'll look up, they are ready are.

And don't drink so much. It's not good for you.

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[touchmywood]

Pershy...I really liked dish girl...*hic* and I neffer like the girlsh i date!

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[narcipercy]

*sigh* Did she at least give you a reason other than the whole 'We need to move on' thing?

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[touchmywood]

Yesh...your rotten, dirty, no good girlfriend shtealing brotherrr....*kicks the wall angrily and mutters a string of drunken obscenities.*

[hermyownknee]

I really am sorry, Oliver. Please don't do this to yourself. I already feel terrible.

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[touchmywood]

You know Hermione...I really liked you. But whatever. I really do with you the best...

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[hermyownknee]

Would you rather me have stayed with you under the circumstances? I liked you too, Oliver. It just..it wasn't right. I'm sorry it took me a month to figure that out, you didn't deserve that. I'm just trying to make this right somehow.

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[touchmywood]

don't worry about it...

[angel_angie]

Oliver, Do you think that you could possibly stay sober for a couple of days? I mean if you come to my dad's funeral drunk... you are going to be sorry. I know that you really liked Hermione, but you really need to get a hold of yourself. Seriously! This is pathetic, even for the likes of you! I should've known better than to ask to you be my chaperone. You can't even stay sober after someone dumps you... I really should've known.