Lady Love Prompt Fest!

[distira]

Lady Love Prompt Fest!

This time around, we at touchline want to do something a little different-- we want to focus on women in this fandom. That means prompts involving whatever woman you want: WAGs, genderswap, real life female footballers, Cesc's cooler sister, whatever. Just like before, feel free to prompt, fill, and discuss prompts and fills, etc.

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Javi Martinez/Female

[luxover]

JAVI MARTINEZ FINALLY GETS HIMSELF A GIRL

Come on, guys, the potential for awkward dates, even awkwarder first time sex, and the lolz of his friends cheering him on is too great to pass up.

Re: Javi Martinez/Female

[distira]

i really need to get a javi icon, preferably of him doing something awkward.

by this i mean, i want this to exist.

Re: Javi Martinez/Female

[mardia]

I kind of love the idea of the girl realizing that when you date Javi, you're basically dating half of Athletic Bilbao/Furia Roja. You know good and well Iker would be inviting himself along on these dates as "support".

Re: Javi Martinez/Female

[gitanamorena]

"Support", official live-Tweeter, agony aunt, pep-talk deliverer, general annoyance...

One hopes for the sake of Javi's romantic future that he is not the fashion consultant, however. Maybe that can be Ander's job.

Carlota Fabregas

[luxover]

One of Cesc's friends develops ~interest in Carlota. I'm thinking Messi, but it can be whoever, really. Maybe Jack. And anyways, Cesc doesn't really handle it all that well, even though Carlota and Whoever really hit it off and maybe even start dating. I imagine it'd be hard for Carlota and Whoever to juggle the fact that they want to be together but also that maybe this makes things weird for Cesc, and they both knew Cesc first, and so maybe they should consider him in all of this...

Idk. Carlota/Cesc's Teammate, the end.

Re: Carlota Fabregas

[meretricula]

CAN YOU IMAGINE LEO WITH CARLOTA THOUGH

SHE WOULD FLATTEN HIM IN ABOUT FIVE SECONDS

BY WHICH I MEAN THIS WOULD BE GLORIOUS, PLEASE PROCEED

(right up until Pique started dating Shakira I was all about Carlota and Pique though, ngl. they would be such a cute couple!)

Yolanda Reina, gen

[mardia]

So in February of last season, there was a lot of talk about Pepe Reina leaving Liverpool. Thanks to a combination of the improved results on the pitch, the entrance of Dalglish as manager, and the new owners promising to invest in the squad (which they did)--Reina decided to stay, and confirmed his decision at the end of last season. In one interview, he mentioned that part of his decision behind staying was that his family was settled in Liverpool, and didn't want to leave

Sara Carbonero and Xavi Hernandez friendship

[mardia]

So I adore Sara and make no bones about it. And I love the idea of her and Xavi watching football together (Sara, because it's for her job, Xavi because he's Xavi and is obsessed with the footie) perhaps while Iker dozes on the bed/couch, only snapping awake whenever Xavi gets too excited, or Sara throws her pen at the TV in frustration.

Re: Sara Carbonero and Xavi Hernandez friendship

[meretricula]

post the clip of them talking to each other over Iker's head on the plane, post it, post it!!!

Re: Sara Carbonero and Xavi Hernandez friendship

[mardia]

HEE, here it is! Everyone, fast forward to about 0:24 in the vid to see Sara and Xavi interacting about Iker. (Bonus for drunk, singing Pepe!)

MARTAAAAAAAA

[meretricula]

actual-factual lady footballers coming through!

Re: MARTAAAAAAAA

[distira]

omg i had no idea

i want this like burning

Re: MARTAAAAAAAA

[mapmakerscolors]

omg marta, of course you did. this is even better than her refusing to do press in any language other than portuguese even though we all know she speaks english/swedish perfectly well. ilh.

Re: MARTAAAAAAAA

[gitanamorena]

I know pretty much zero about real-life non-Basque ladyballers, but uh. I think this one just wrote itself? How do you say "obvious" in Swedish?

My poor leonas have nothing on these two...