Okay, I'm a total rube. I'm reading this, thinking, Oh my GOD, what a nightmare, but it must have turned out okay because he is already posting about it!!
Yeah, I like the fact that they give you a 2 liter for your troubles! That is kinda cute.
Well, at least you're owning up to the fact! I'm realizing, however, that if something ever really happened to me, no one would believe me now.
I do like the 2-liter thing. Haven't seen that before. Apparently, and according to the gentleman behind me, who was also "pulled over" and pleasantly surprised, they don't do it in Illinois. On the other hand, what DO they do in Illinois?
Ditto, but it was an exciting read!! Maybe you need it in reverse. WE write what you get up to that day, you read it in the morning, and spend a day really excited thinking of all the great things you're doing :)
lol! That would have been nightmarish except we all know that mall cops don't have guns and apparently so do the shoplifters. Thats why they run and the rest of us stand there looking freaked out and get bottles of pop for our inconvenience since we really do feel like taking off in a panic ;)
Don't forget. This is Kentucky. EVERYONE has guns, including poodles. In retrospect though, perhaps I should have claimed they were state police instead. Next time.
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Yeah, I like the fact that they give you a 2 liter for your troubles! That is kinda cute.
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I do like the 2-liter thing. Haven't seen that before. Apparently, and according to the gentleman behind me, who was also "pulled over" and pleasantly surprised, they don't do it in Illinois. On the other hand, what DO they do in Illinois?
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I'd be making more stud-finder jokes but it's too damn early.
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