I puked on Laura-mommy's favoritest skirt of all time. It was suede and a golden brown and hugged her butt and she said it was "ass-tastic". And I puked on it and now it has a big cat-pukey spot on it.

Hehe. I love being evil.

Today, Laura-mommy brought me to the vet. She thinks I'm sick, since I have been hiding and so mean and angry, and no one has seen me pee in days ( Read more... )

JUSTIN IS EATING SPAGHETTI-O'S!!!!

I am a sad kitty today. I don't want to eat very much of my food, and I am refusing to come out from my Super Awesome Hiding Spot, which is under the corner cabinet in the living room. When I am hiding in my Super Awesome Hiding Spot, no one can find me, except sometimes I fall asleep and my tail ends up sticking out the back a little. I'm so sad ( Read more... )

Cat Predicts Deaths At Hospice

Yeah, predicts or... causes?

Bitch gave me my Pumpkin. She will be allowed to live. For now.

Orson ate some of MY pumpkin. He must be dealt with.

I do not know why* but today I am following Laura around the house like crazy. I think maybe she is going to do something stupid like fall down the stairs or suddenly leave me and never come back. So I am not letting her out of my sight. Maybe it is because I think that she is going to give me Pumpkin**. I am being Very Annoying, and she cannot ( Read more... )

I am made for the snow. Between my toes on all of my paws, I have little tufts of fur. That's so I can walk on the snow without it clumping between my toes. So I REALLY HATE THE SUMMERTIME ( Read more... )