Дéвять [video post]

[tothekolkhoz]

[ The video flickers on, showing Russia sitting on the couch of his office. His water pipe rests on the background, and the thing no one can miss is - there's blood everywhere. The pipe is still dripping wet, and all over Russia's face, hair, scarf, coat, gloved hands, the dark fluid calls the attention of the viewer. One can't tell if the blood is

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[herotoyouall]

[tothekolkhoz]

Yes?

[herotoyouall]

FIRST OFF, it's not a diet, I'm just trying out new food.

SECOND, WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?

[tothekolkhoz]

That's not what Vietnam told me.

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

Russia, why did you do that?!

[tothekolkhoz]

I think the answer is obvious.

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

I would have been fine-! You didn't have to-

[tothekolkhoz]

You would not be fine. You would be the one on this end if I had done nothing.

[chocogun]

You too, hm?

[tothekolkhoz]

Ah, yes. I was told about you.

How is it?

[chocogun]

It's just a shot at the shoulder; yours looks much worse.

[tothekolkhoz]

I'll be fine. It just needs some cleaning.

[bakudan_shounen]

Who attacked you guys?

[tothekolkhoz]

I don't know. I don't care.

[bakudan_shounen]

Are they all dead now?

[tothekolkhoz]

Yes.

1/2

[justicereigns]

......................................

[justicereigns]

Tch. Pirates.

[tothekolkhoz]

They were? I didn't really care to ask.

[justicereigns]

I mean you.