My Friends Only Like Shit

[totalvirility]

OK, here's the deal: Do any New Yorkers who might chance to read this Live Journal today want to go to a movie with me tonight

Comments

[nuncstans]

I would go with you, totalvirility, but anthrochica voted against.

Re: WAIT!

[lapsedmodernist]

are you my long-lost second cousin from the Ukraine?

let's get drunk!

XOXO

THE FAN (tm. Russian Debutante's Handbook)

NO!

[nuncstans]

I am your faux cousin from Israel. And nuncstans's too!

-The Fin

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

i am gonna huff and i am gonna puff and i am gonna BLOW your entire House of Usher and your little toy kingdom of Finland down

-THE FAN

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

"THE FAN"??? Is that some kind of threat? Who the hell do you think you are, like art or something?

-The Fin

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

let's just say you can't spell FINished without FIN.

geddit?

dig?

THE FAN

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

And you can't spell Cat Fancy without FAN, so...?

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

yes, so?...

you have conundrumed yourself into an enigmatic corner, stupid!

THA FAN

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

What, so now you are supposed to be some sort of "street"? WTF? I hate fans! I hate them! I hate everybody! Everybody except my other half, my other fin, my sweet half-orange, everyone but you.

Damn your eyes!!!

-THE FIN

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

FINE, then i will just REMOVE myself from the premises of your apartment, and watch you FLOP from the heat on the floor like the FI(NNI)SH out of water that you ARE!

THE FAN

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

You can't be FINe without ME. Perhaps you're feeling a bit FA(I)N(T)? Perhaps your day was less than FANtastic? I don't care if you are not a FAN of me because FANS are NOT ALIVE. Especially not now, when I pull the plug!

-The Fin

Re: NO!

[nuncstans]

you are not human either, you vestigial subhuman growth! (both of you!) i do feel FA(i)N(t) because i have not eaten all day, so let's FINish this!

THE FAN